What knives do you absolutely not like or understand the hype?
Since you asked, I'll give my humble two cents - knowing that I'm likely in a big minority.
I don't have a use for serrations or chisel grinds. Exception is serrated bread knives in the kitchen.
I'm a lefty and don't have a use for models I can't flip the pocket clip on. I'm okay with adapting to using different lock types left-handed, such as the Buck 591 Paradigm Shift or the Spyderco PM3 compression lock.
I'm generally against coated/painted blades, aluminum scales (what's wrong with wood and Micarta?), and anything fake. If you're trying to make plastic look like jigged bone, for example, just use jigged bone.
I don't have a use for powder metallurgy steels (told ya I'm probably in a big minority). I don't care for thumb studs, either.
I get pretty annoyed with finger choils that force my finger too far rearward. A perfect example is this Demko. It has a huge protrusion right where my index finger is supposed to go. It forces my index finger to the rear, placing it too far back from the cutting edge for fine work, or I have to resign myself to use the uncomfortable finger choil position which I strongly dislike. I love the SharkLock, the D2, and the Micarta (aftermarket). I REALLY want to like this knife. I've tried to like this knife. Hard. But I just can't overlook that choil/finger guard placement. I can even overlook the thumb studs because they're pretty far back and don't interfere with sharpening too much. Every time I make my mind up to sell the thing, the Mechanical Engineer part of my brain won't let me because of my love of various lock designs. But I just can't carry it - won't carry it - when there are so many better Bucks that better fit my desires. This finger choil placement hang-up of mine extends to some Spyderco's I have tried, as well.
Now, admittedly, I am a Buck fanboy - as my father before me, and my grandfathers before him. There have been several knives I have tried to like. Wanted to like. Hoped to like. But I always end up going back to something like a Buck 112, or an 830 Marksman, or a 532. It's just what I like. I'm thankful there's so many options available these days. So y'all have fun with your Pink Cerakoated Titanium Framelock Thumb-studded Magnacut blades with huge finger choils and donut sprinkles. Don't mind me sitting quietly in a corner honing a hair-whittling edge on my Buck hollow-ground 440C 112 on a smooth, worn, hard Arkansas stone that belonged to my grandfather.
