Will the Phantom of the Khukura rise again?...

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Older Hi forumites realized that it was because the Duck wore tight tights under the pink tutu that it must have been constricting the limited supply of oxygenated hemoglobin to his cerebral cathedral that it all began to make sense... and why no Durba made kukhuris were ever found to be sharp after exposure inside the Cave....:eek:
 
Kukri4302 said:
HEY PILL PUSHER,
I ain't walked west yet so don't raise one for me....came real close a couple of times..
YEP!! Women had something to do with it!! B"ETTER MENTION that BEFORE THAT sanctamonious NDN does!!

As for the rest of you OLDTIMERS...."RELAX....THE PHANTOM...has become
docile,passive,tame & harmless.See Harry....docile....peacefull...you can't
rile me up.Talked to Blues...he's like you NDN...no fire left anymore!:D
THE DUCK! :cool:
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I don't know about docile and/or peaceful but I do know that most of Tsimi's troubles are women related, poor Tsimi.:( Tsimi has now cornered the market on Viagra, Cialis, Levitra, and all the other similar drugs for men. Actually Tsimi owns 43% of the stock in all of the companies making said drugs and is scheming to gain controlling interest he is so desperate!!!! :eek: He has the market cornered on them so bad you'd think they were Durba related!!!! :rolleyes:
Watch out gang as Tsimi is diversifying!!!! :eek: :D
 
¥vsa, even worse, I'm told the miscreant is looking at cornering the kagas katne market. Now that is stooping low.....:eek: ;) :D
 
Yvsa said:
I don't know about docile and/or peaceful but I do know that most of Tsimi's troubles are women related, poor Tsimi.:(
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Docile/peaceful... more like, um... senile? The Duck sees himself as a ladies man. Something like this...

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When in reality it's more like...


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:)
 
I didn't log in yesterday to check this thred and I must say that I am really suprised to see that it hasn't reached 5 pages.
I actually thought yall would be working on the thread that never dies. This only means 1 of 2 things... Yall are either getting old, or actually talking about knives on other threads.
 
An intern with the Office of Homeland Security leaked information regarding the whereabouts of The Duck... aka: The Phantom. Last reports from an undercover operative had placed the Phantom in a heavily fortified, deep underground complex in Southern Florida.

Recent intelligence indicates that the Phantom relocated his operations above ground, ostensibly due to the toxic buildup of bat guano and bear poop within the complex. A recent large explosion and subsequent unexplained shower of fecal material on surrounding communities appears to confirm the underground complex is no longer in operation.

Photographs obtained from Homeland Security show the Phantom's new home, a modest abode done in a gothic-evil genius motif.

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The UC advises that the Phantom has rounded up a new security team to patrol his grounds:

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Reports from the UC indicates that the Phantom *may* run into problems with the local homeowners association regarding covenants restricting pets:

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An offical spokesperson from the Compound refused to comment to local reporters on the nature of the Phantom's activities, which, according to complaints to the homeowners association, have generated strange lights at night, noxious oders permeating the neighborhood, and "allegedly" are responsible for a rash of missing pets. When pressed on the allegations, the spokesperson promptly beat the reporter to death and ate the cameraman...


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More information to follow as it develops...
 
He's a poor, addled elderly gentlemen, and I think it unfair to depict him as some sort of monster. :(




























He is a SPECIAL kind !:D
 
Here is the most recent photograph of the Phantom after being booked by INS for harboring illegal immigrant dancing bears from the Ukraine.

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Dancing *bears*?

First it was one-legged dancing *girls*...but now this?

Oh...the humanity!
 
You guys can do what you want, but I'm going to grab what khuks I can and hunker in my bunker!

--Mike L.
 
Sigh....I tried to be....NICE....I can see ...it's a waste of time....so "MY TURN"....I'll start with HIKV...ain't no such thing....those that THINK they have it..."I"will try to be of help...only beause I am am a resonsible person.My JLC Fellowship(a non profit organization)I formed long ago to help....to date I have helped relieve MANY INNOCENT souls of this EVIL..IDEA ..sponcered by BLUES(CON ARTIST)...THAT NDN(ALWAYS WHINING)AC(HE asks a dog for advice....he hears VOICES too)SAM(he admits he has spent to long in the woods)Kismet(he's just"WACKO")....THEN WE COME TO HARRY(see his adv.of him spinning that BATON....well...he WACKED himself sooo hard...he was...indisposed for quite awhie,his NURSE..told me poor HARRY will NEVER...EVER BE NORMAL AGAIN)! So there you have THE GANG OF EVIL..that's out to BESMERCH my good name.MIKE....bro...my friend...don't worry...about your k's...I'm here to help!!:D
THE DUCK!:cool:
PS - Due to numerous email & calls to my girls...the jlc fellowship is open for NEW "BROTHERS & SISTERS"a membership card will be sent with a SPECIAL BLESSING:D Membership enter.fee has gone up...I have managed (at a great loss to my...ahhh...funds)to keep it down to "ONLY"TWO HI KUKS!!;)
 
Yeessir ladies and gents... step right this way, hurry it along. Get the latest and greatest wisdom goin... don't stop, just drop your money right here in the collection bucket. No cash?? No PROBLEMO, just sign right here, enter your bank account numbers on this line... come on, come on.. your're holding up the line....
 
here's some interesting water-cooler fodder:


If you dig up an ole thread....and click on the "replies number" (in the case of the original phantom: 1707)...you get a summary of who posted how many times in that thread.

Here are the results of that very thing:

Bill Martino 301
Blues 279
jim_l_clifton 226
Walosi 153
Rusty 129
Yvsa 101
Apothecary 80
SamuraiDave 58
billpaxton 55
ACStudios 52
Roger Smith 42
MauiRob 38
Semper Fi 16
Finn 14
wildmanh 12


(and so on)


I bet not many people here can say "I know every one of 'em"....crazy, eh?
(I can...:()
 
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