"Carl's Lounge" (Off-Topic Discussion, Traditional Knife "Tales & Vignettes")

Here's one of my favorite mnemonics for the first few digits of Pi, in which the number of letters in each word corresponds to the next digit of Pi (the plea for coffee seems particularly appropriate with Pi Day falling on the same day as the switch to Daylight Saving Time):
May I have a large container of coffee, cream and sugar optional? Naturally, cookies desirable, too, if you dispense them. Thanks!
(3.14159265358979323846..., you undoubtedly know the rest :rolleyes:)

- GT
 
I know a bloke who is descended from George Hudson, and he's not only a useless, fat, lump, but the only person I've ever heard defend the system! o_O
Lol! I see that you share my dislike of DST. Does this fellow collect bugs also? Not that there's anything wrong with that....:D;)
 
I've noticed a lot of double posts tonight. If your post doesn't immediately go through, wait 30 seconds and hit REFRESH rather than submitting it again. If it still doesn't go, wait another 30 and REFRESH again. Eventually it will post.

P.S. I just had to do it on this post!
 
I know a bloke who is descended from George Hudson, and he's not only a useless, fat, lump, but the only person I've ever heard defend the system! o_O
Hey come on JB ..thats a Kiwi youre talkin about...less of the politeness if you please.

As for Ozzy Osbournes "accent" he only has 5 words in his entire vocabulary....pick n mix the following and you will sound exactly Ozzy...first bite the head off a gangrenous bat.
*f##k
*f##ked
*f##ker
*f##kin'
*SHARRRONN!

NB ...snorting concrete dust up your nose first will help achieve an authentic Ozzy sound by completely clogging your brain.
 
I know a bloke who is descended from George Hudson, and he's not only a useless, fat, lump, but the only person I've ever heard defend the system! o_O
Hey come on JB ..thats a Kiwi youre talkin about...less of the politeness if you please.

As for Ozzy Osbournes "accent" he only has 5 words in his entire vocabulary....pick n mix the following and you will sound exactly Ozzy...first bite the head off a gangrenous bat.
*f##k
*f##ked
*f##ker
*f##kin'
*SHARRRONN!

NB ...snorting concrete dust up your nose first will help achieve an authentic Ozzy sound by completely clogging your brain.

I love dst although now I know it was invented in NZ I utterly despise it...
The best part is old ladies who moan because the extra sunlught fades their curtains...:thumbsup:o_O:rolleyes:
 
Hey come on JB ..thats a Kiwi youre talkin about...less of the politeness if you please.

As for Ozzy Osbournes "accent" he only has 5 words in his entire vocabulary....pick n mix the following and you will sound exactly Ozzy...first bite the head off a gangrenous bat.
*f##k
*f##ked
*f##ker
*f##kin'
*SHARRRONN!

NB ...snorting concrete dust up your nose first will help achieve an authentic Ozzy sound by completely clogging your brain.

:D :D :thumbsup:
 
I'm not usually up early enough to see the sunrise anymore. I'm glad I was this morning.
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(3.14159265358979323846..., you undoubtedly know the rest :rolleyes:)
- GT
six hundred-sixty-six trillion 6's after the 846? :D

Received some "good" news form the Assisted Living facility owner this post meridian.:)

If/When Joey B's third round of stimulus arrives in my bank account, she don't care***** if I order a new "upgrade" to 70pound draw (at my pathetic 23.5 inch draw length) compound bow, complete with all accessories and another 18 arrows. :D
My current compound bow maxes out at only 63.25 pounds. (yes, I could pull it with no problem, before I had the stroke. Now? Since I haven't shot in going on two years, I'll unquestionably need to start at 50 or 55 pounds and work my way up again. My "goal" (stupit as it may be) is to work up to the full 70 pound draw, inside a month or two.

***** so long as I keep it locked up when not using it, I don't target any of the other residents or staff, or the house fluffy friendly kitty, "Football", the (quote/unquote) "cute" family of raccoon that moved into the crawl space under the building, the neighbor's, and the neighbor's mule/horse/hamburger on the hoof.
For some reason, they don't want me to target any fox/wolf/coyote/panther/puma/ mountain lion/Lynx, bunnies, tree rats, deer/elk/moose/antelope or either of the two species of wild turkey found in this area, should they wander onto the property, either.
She didn't mention black bear, but as my mummy didn't raise no fool (and if she did, it would have to be one or both of my brothers) I ain't dum enough to stick a arrow into any bear, so I won't target one a them, neither. :).


I can target the big groundhog, if he shows up again.
 
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