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Alrighty, I promised to tell you the story of the great train robbery so here goes...
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Bein' able to say I got arrested for train robbery... PRICELESS
Hope you enjoyed my tale.![]()
And this comment from mrknife (about "Factory of bad ideas" I assume) made me laugh out loud in an empty kitchen!great story, your location makes so much more sense now!!!
Alrighty, I promised to tell you the story of the great train robbery so here goes...
Back in the early 80s my mom was startin' a junkyard in NEPA so I spent a lot of time goin' to insurance auctions and city auctions where ya needed a picture ID for the particular auction you were at. Not like today where 200 people show up for a dozen cars and anybody can bid. These were professionals who knew the value of a vehicle and would never get caught in a bidding war over a vehicle worth substantially less than they're bidding.
So here I was 19 years old in Queens across from Shea Stadium by the railroad yards at a city vehicle auction where they were auctionin' of 40 Ford Econoline vans used by Dept. Of Public Works. These were pretty abused vans and we lost interest rather quickly and decided to explore the rest of the unfenced yard.
Towards the back of the lot there were train tracks and old passenger/subway cars so we went as most 19 year olds would, adventuring. We looked at a few cars and checked out the graffiti when we decided to go into one of the cars. When we got inside it was immediately apparent that people were living in the subway car. There were old mattresses and blankets with makeshift furniture made from boxes and pallets. The car was empty of people except for us and that just seemed weird, where the heck were the people who lived there?
I looked at my 2 buddies and started to point out the surroundings when I could see they were quickly becoming uncomfortable so we all decided to leave and get back to the auction where my other friend was, (he stayed behind because he had a bad feelin' about goin' in the back of the lot). So as we start to exit I noticed that there was a scruffy lookin' ratty dressed dirty unshaven guy standin' outside the car starin' me down and pointin' a .38 cal revolver at me through the window so I carefully headed towards door.
As I head for the door it becomes apparent that he hasn't seen my friends and was focused on me. Havin' watched way too much TV in the 70s I figured since he hadn't noticed my friends if I could get his back to the door and my friends would jump him and we'd run. No, instead they walked into him with their hands up and almost knocked him over.
With all 3 of us in front of him I'm wonderin' what I could say to this guy whose home we just came out of when I notice he has a walkie talkie and a few seconds later a box truck pulls in back and we get loaded in back. It's about that time I realize he worked for the salvage yard we were at, (well him tellin' the guy on the other walkie talkie to call the police was a big hint). So we sat in back till the police showed up waitin' and not sayin' much of anything, what do you say to a crazy guy with a gun pointin' at you? Absolutely nothin' especially when you're afraid of him havin' a nervous trigger finger.
Now the cops arrive within 10 minutes, BTW the longest 10 minutes of my life and they take over. I had no idea of what I was bein' arrested for I was just happy I hadn't been shot. So after bein' read our rights and bein' searched we were loaded into a prisoner transport van and took to one of the the Queens precincts where for the first time we were told what the charge was.... Da da da daa!!! Attempted train robbery, we were bein' charged with tryin' to steal the entire train.
We explained to the cops what happened and why we were where we were. The one cop actually went back to verify our claims that there was no signs or fences seperatin' the yards from each other. As it turned out the train yard and the city yard were two different properties owned by different people. The cop told us that the yard had just been robbed for the 2nd time in a month where people were stealin' the wheels and sellin' them for scrap metal.
The cops ran some warrant checks on us and looked for any priors after we came back clean and the fact that the yard had no fence or sign he changed the charge to trespassin' and released us 4 hours later on our own recognizance, they even gave us a ride back to the auction yard where our one friend who didn't come adventurin' with us was still waitin' not havin' any idea where we were he waited and we were glad he did.
In the end we had to take a day of from work for court. So the bill so far...
$50 in fines,
loss of a day's pay $100,
plus the cost of goin' back to the city to go to court, figure another $30 in tolls, gas and lunch.
Bein' able to say I got arrested for train robbery... PRICELESS
Hope you enjoyed my tale.![]()
Remind me to tell you about the time I tried to teach my wife to pop start a car with a manual transmission, I was able to teach her how to drive a clutch but teachin' her to pop start a car almost killed us.