Glad you're feeling better!
Ugh, so I got home this morning from dropping the boy off at school. I grab a beer, my tablet and sit on the couch to relax before I got to work (in 3.5 hours). Well the wife is off today and once I'm settled in she comes out and is looking hot! Long dress, heels, her new hand made ear rings, hair done, the works! Before I can even get a word out to compliment her, she says, "Can WE pick up the back yard before you go to work?"
I'm puzzled, I look her square in the eye and say, "Sure, you can help me with the tomato garden, raking the leaves off the patio, clean the patio furniture off, clean the boys play set off, trim the roses, trim the almond tree..." and a few more things.
Her look suddenly changed to "Oh crap, he really thought I meant WE!"
So she waters the tomatoes, checks for bugs and creepy crawlies, puts some stakes in around one and picks up a few of the boys Tonka trucks. She spent all of 10 minutes before the truth came out... "Ok, give me a kiss, I'm going to Macy's then the mall. Try to have it done before you leave."
Crap.
So here I am sweating and picking up crap. My beer is getting warm and and she is off at the air conditioned mall. I still have to go to work and she doesn't.
Ugh, maybe I can still salvage this day...
-X