Emerson Calls Bullsh*t

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I think design is one of the issues. The only way to fix that as it is would be epoxy, which would present a minor inconvenience for takedown/disassembly.

While the karambit deploys reliably and has a secure grip, that liner is a nuisance. Either they should do away with the liner and leave a single thicker piece of G10 there or create a full spacer that encloses the space between both rings.
 
Very humorous article. Ernie, I've got to disagree with one point. The Commander is a very pretty knife. I don't even own one but bar none, the sexiest knife in existence. The CQC8 isn't far behind it.

Not to be a decenter from the masses. Retired cop (medical-lead poisoning:)). I bought the Benchmade 975S Specwar prior to being a LEO. Used it as a Climbing Instructor, cop, ScoutMaster Troop 7688, Wilderness Survival Merit Badge instructor, and underground miner. Sent it in to be sharpened once. It has never failed, quit, or even chiped. It'll go to one of my 5 sons. That's the greatest compliment I can give a knife. I also own a pretty super Karambit. Ernie, I'm a fan. My family wants to say; Thanks for a knife that has literally saved me.
 
I think design is one of the issues. The only way to fix that as it is would be epoxy, which would present a minor inconvenience for takedown/disassembly.

While the karambit deploys reliably and has a secure grip, that liner is a nuisance. Either they should do away with the liner and leave a single thicker piece of G10 there or create a full spacer that encloses the space between both rings.

And how exactly do you fix a manufacturer who thinks that you're a liar for having legitimate complaints about the finish on his knives?

This thread is about Emerson calling us liars. His inability to maintain consistent production standards has taken a back seat to his flippant remarks and cavalier attitude towards consumer relations.
 
I really have no dog in this fight except I've owned a couple Emerson's and they were a little rough...but prior threads and entries here by people who own a lot of his knives over time led me to expect that. So at this point and after following this thread since its inception, I suggest we either:

a) Grab our torches and pitchforks (or CQCwhatevers) and storm Emerson Castle in California a/la Frankenstein;
or
b) Go back to enjoying our knives and the fun fantasies that Ernest created for us and that many take good fun indulging in while extending him the courtesy and goodwill to understand his frustration and anger and let it go...
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And how exactly do you fix a manufacturer who thinks that you're a liar for having legitimate complaints about the finish on his knives?

Emerson didn't say anything of the kind. In fact, he stated just the opposite. He said his knives aren't pretty, aren't meant to be pretty, and that they are working knives. He made no apologies for their appearance, but didn't deny or hide it. Therefore, if you're saying that Emerson blasted people by saying that they've lied about the finish...you're wrong.

Emerson did challenge those who have problems to send the knives to him and let him repair them. His message was fairly clear: put up, or shut up. A lot of posters have stated that they didn't bother to send him the knives, but that they had problems. Emerson's blanket challenge: send in the knives.

Now, I did get two chips in the blade on a CQC-15. I snapped the blade open twice and found the chips. They were deep enough into the edge that they didn't dress out easily. I didn't strike the knife against anything. How they got there, I don't know. It was a new knife. I considered sending it to Emerson, but as I intended to have the blade reground by Tom Krein, I saw no point. I sent it to Mr. Krein, he did his magic, and I'm happy with the knife. Mr. Emerson would rightfully say that I can't complain about the customer service or the condition of the knife, if I didn't sent it to him, and he'd be right. Of course, I'm not complaining, so go figure.

My first Emerson, a mini-commander, had burn marks on the back of the knife, on the liner, where the knife was clearly turned against a grinding wheel or something along those lines. The metal was burned purple in a couple of places. Unacceptable finish work, to be sure, but I bought the knife knowing this, and I didn't buy it to show off as a work of art. I bought it because I was impressed out of the gate with the knife. If I were the complaining sort, Mr. Emerson has told me, and everyone else here, that I don't have a leg to stand on if I'm not willing to put up or shut up. Show him the knife, he says. I didn't show him the knife; I used it. I used it hard. It served admirably until it disappeared in Mosul last year...some lucky schmuck there has it right now, I'm sure. It was my favorite. If I had it today, I still wouldn't send it to Mr. Emerson, however, because I liked it too much. I wouldn't want it to be out of my hands.

I had a CQC-14 (still have it, actually) which didn't lock open. It had the typical stiffness when they first come out of the box, and after several tries, I could close it when locked open...the lock didn't stay put. I snapped it open several times, and lo and behold, it was trouble free thereafter. Go figure. Mr. Emerson might say put up or shut up...but I can't do either. It's a good knife, is exactly as advertised and as expected, and doesn't merit being sent back because in the end, there's nothing wrong with it.

Three complaints, three that don't pass the Emerson test, and three that I'd really have had to send him if I wanted a leg to stand on. I don't have a leg to stand on with any of those complaints because I didn't send in the knife, and I don't have a complaint...so I can't disagree with his comments.

I did find his comments abrasive. Many say I'm abrasive, too. I prefer it that way. Perhaps he does, as well.

This thread is about Emerson calling us liars. His inability to maintain consistent production standards has taken a back seat to his flippant remarks and cavalier attitude towards consumer relations.

No, this thread is that, to you, because you've chosen to make it that way. This thread is a challenge to those, like yourself, who whine and complain, to put up or shut up. Where's the knife you're going to put up? Have you sent in your damaged goods for repair and not had your issues put right? Then you have a leg to stand upon. If not, then you're really urinating into the wind, aren't you?

Emerson knives are not the finest with respect to fit, or finish. I know this. He knows this. You know this. We all know this. Not exactly a newsflash, here.

We buy the knives knowing what they are, and what they are not. If the knives are not what they are advertised to be, then by all means send them to Emerson and let him make them what they are supposed to be. If you want museum-quality fit and finish, then send the knife to a custom maker who can transform it into whatever you wish. I understand the bevel grind, but don't care for it; I've sent knives to Mr. Krein to get the grind I want. I don't see an issue with this. Recently Mr. Emerson has begun to offer an additional grind with his prestige line. This is a slow response to consumer demand, and I applaud it. In the meantime, it's still less expensive to get exactly what I want by buying the knives I buy, and sending them out to be modified.

I'm sure that the warranty may be invalidated by my having modded the knives, or having had others do it, to be precise. None the less, I get what I want, which is the purpose of having the knife in the first place. I continue to buy his knives. In fact, while I was in Iraq, I had a compulsion about them...I kept buying them and they kept getting sent to me...I had a bunch in my foot locker when I came home. Home didn't last long, and while the knives will be waiting for me when I return, I wish I had one right now.

Yes, I found Mr. Emerson's comments to border on the offensive, as a customer. As I said, they're abrasive. None the less, he's right. Put up, or shut up. I don't own his business, but I imagine that if I did, I'd probably say the same thing, or something very similar.

Recent threads have gone on at length about the poor quality of the knives. I have to ask, for those who run on and on about it: if you think they're so poor, then why in the hell do you buy them? More to the point of this thread, why don't you send them back?

Am I a "fanboy?" Hardly. I do like the knives. I've never met Emerson. He wouldn't know me from Adam, and probably wouldn't care if he met me, if he did. I don't show off my knives. They're not "cool." They're simply working tools that have accompanied me on journeys around the world to some of the best, and worst spots that the globe has to offer. They've been proven, to me, and that's good enough. If, and when I get one that doesn't make the grade, you can be sure I'll take Mr. Emerson up on his challenge and send it back. That hasn't happened yet.

To those of you whining that it has happened, have you sent it back...and why not?

That's what this thread is about, mate.
 
While Emerson Knives states that its warranty is the best, they charge 5$ extra for sharpening in addition to return shipping of 14$ (covers shipping for up to three folders).

Just a few competing examples:

Bark River charges 12$ return shipping, no extra for sharpening.

Benchmade's Lifesharp doesn't charge for sharpening and charges return shipping of 5$ plus 2.50 for each additional knife.

Kershaw/ZT does not charge for return shipping or sharpening.

So what advantage is there to paying a nominal premium for Emerson's service over the others?

Any thoughts?
 
So what advantage is there to paying a nominal premium for Emerson's service over the others?

Any thoughts?

Here's a thought - don't buy them if you are gonna bitch about them later. Buy another brand that makes you happy. No one else cares.
 
Ernest would love to see you do more CQC 12 in your new facility, I would stand in line to get one fresh from that new facility and some more new offerings.
 
Here's a thought - don't buy them if you are gonna bitch about them later. Buy another brand that makes you happy. No one else cares.

Thanks for answering the question.

My point is, Emerson Knives prides its warranty and customer service over that of other competing companies. Yet out of all those companies, Emerson charges the highest rate for return shipping and charges extra for sharpening.

After all, if they can cut costs on fit and finish (supposing I don't care as long as I have a working knife in hand), surely they can afford to do more with their support and warranty services, no? And according to Emerson himself, the warranty center rarely sees defective knives, so why should they be charging more to work on knives?
 
Thanks for answering the question.

My point is, Emerson Knives prides its warranty and customer service over that of other competing companies. Yet out of all those companies, Emerson charges the highest rate for return shipping and charges extra for sharpening.

After all, if they can cut costs on fit and finish (supposing I don't care as long as I have a working knife in hand), surely they can afford to do more with their support and warranty services, no? And according to Emerson himself, the warranty center rarely sees defective knives, so why should they be charging more to work on knives?


It's not wrong, but it's not the real topic.
 
And how exactly do you fix a manufacturer who thinks that you're a liar for having legitimate complaints about the finish on his knives?

This thread is about Emerson calling us liars. His inability to maintain consistent production standards has taken a back seat to his flippant remarks and cavalier attitude towards consumer relations.

Lighten up, Francis.
 
Very humorous article. Ernie, I've got to disagree with one point. The Commander is a very pretty knife. I don't even own one but bar none, the sexiest knife in existence. The CQC8 isn't far behind it.

Not to be a decenter from the masses. Retired cop (medical-lead poisoning:)). I bought the Benchmade 975S Specwar prior to being a LEO. Used it as a Climbing Instructor, cop, ScoutMaster Troop 7688, Wilderness Survival Merit Badge instructor, and underground miner. Sent it in to be sharpened once. It has never failed, quit, or even chiped. It'll go to one of my 5 sons. That's the greatest compliment I can give a knife. I also own a pretty super Karambit. Ernie, I'm a fan. My family wants to say; Thanks for a knife that has literally saved me.

I still carry my Benchmade/Emerson 970. I bought it new in the mid 90's. I love it!

I will mention this to everyone, take a look at a Strider production knife and then take a look at an Emerson. Compare the prices and then compare what you get for the money. Even with Emersons being not perfectly put together, I believe they are still the better buy and bargain. Remember, you buy an Emerson for the functionality over the form. At the end of the day, you can always get a Spyderco, Benchmade, or Al Mar, (all great quality knives) but you won't get the unique blade designs or the grind that Emerson has.

Sean L.
 
Hmmm. I have a CQC7 and an SnG in my drawer. Guess which one I clip to my pocket when I leave the house?
 
I have one Emerson - a snubby.

I like it - a lot.

That being said, your return/repair policy is the worst of any knife I own - don't get me wrong, it's still very good, but it doesn't touch other manufacturers/custom makers. I say this with respect, and a matter of fact tone - not a whining tone at all. It's a great policy - just far from the best.

My snubby arrived with excellent grip, excellent ergonomics, and a solid lockup. I use it frequently, and it makes a great knife for me to leave in my bag. Love the knife. That being said, it arrived dull. It would not cut. It required serious attention to bring it to an acceptable level, then I had to send it to a 3rd party for extra help.

I didn't mail you the knife because I didn't think it was that big of a deal. I didn't call you because I handled it on my own.

That being said, I think it's cool that you believe so strongly in your knives.
 
That being said, it arrived dull. It would not cut. It required serious attention to bring it to an acceptable level, then I had to send it to a 3rd party for extra help.

Where did you buy it? Not direct from Emerson. There is NO WAY it was "dull" from the factory.....gonna have to call BS on that. If it was from a dealer, I'll bet is was used and returned, then sold to you as new.
 
Emerson's blanket challenge: send in the knives.

Sounds fair to me. I worked in manufacturing & sales for years. Complaints? Let us check it out. Here's where to send it. Simple enough.

To those of you whining that it has happened, have you sent it back...and why not?

That's the issue right there. As Ernest said, where are they? Whole lotta words on this issue, but no knives on the repair bench with complaint tags attached. :rolleyes:

I did find his comments abrasive. Many say I'm abrasive, too. I prefer it that way. Perhaps he does, as well.

Yup. Abrasive is about right. As a Customer Service Manager in a past life, I can certainly say that's not necessarily the way business communications should be handled.

But -
considering the general clientele Mr. Emerson has as customers, I think most do appreciate that kind of up-front, straight-forward honesty. I do - and I'm no more than a stay-at-home dad & Cubmaster who has beaten the crap out my ugly ol' Emerson CQC-10 and love it. Still tight, sharp, and hard-working. And eventually, I'll buy more. :thumbup:

~Chris
 
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