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I handed him the GW in question and he proceeded to kill 2 of my cats with it. Said he needed them for pressing. He then heated up a small section of Kydex with a propane torch, placed the GW wrapped in this Kydex between my recently deceased felines and jumped up and down on the whole mess while singing "Killer Queen". When finished, he shaped the newly formed sheath with his teeth and then wrapped it in Scotch tape to hold it together (he mumbled something about scotch and Busses, not sure what he was going on about).
After witnessing this unorthodox sheath making technique (and taking notes), I was dumbfounded again when he carved a picture of Santa Clause in my newly made sheath, threw it on my roof, and laughed like a madman as he strapped on a jetpack and flew off into the sunrise.
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