"She's so gorgeous, I'd low-crawl through hell in a gasoline suit just to hear her fart through a field telephone." ... I remember that from a Vietnam novel called "Tiger the Lurp Dog."
*psst* SkunkWerx you owe me a beer for dup'ing I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
"some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. i say the glass is too big." george carlin
favorite quotes or analogies?