you [Spark] respond citing that you had PLANS to attend SFAS, CONSIDERED requesting Regiment/Group support upon re-enlistment, and KNEW a best Ranger winner. I honestly have no idea how to respond to that...
Spark has been very plain about his military service in this thread several times. And I have never seen him say anything else.
Furthermore, as I keep pointing out every few pages, Spark's character is irrelevant to this matter. The accusations he laid out in the first posts in this thread do not -- repeat DO NOT -- depend on his character. He may very well be a dirty, rotten scoundrel, but that doesn't matter one whit because the the accusations are not founded on his personal character. The accustations are founded upon apparently-credible, documentary evidence.
Attacking Spark does nothing to help defend Mr. Strider. If you want to defend Mr. Strider, then you absolutely must attack the accusations and especially the apparently-credible, documentary evidence that supports them.
If you can show that Spark's accusations and evidence are lies, then he will be hoisted on his own petard (it's not often that one gets to use the word Petard three times in one thread). You must attack the verasity of those accusations.
Attacking Spark only bolsters the appearance that those accusations are true because apparently you can't counter them.
[Scene opens in a court room. A trial is in progress. A uniformed police officer is on the stand. A man in a business suit is standing in front of the judge. He speaks...]
[Prosecutor] Thank you officer. Your Honor, I have no futher question for this witness at this time, but I reserve the right to recall the witness.
[Judge] Very good; so noted. Does the defense have any cross examination for this witness?
[Defense Attorney rising from his chair behind a table] Why yes, Your Honor, I do have a few questions for the People's star witness.
[Judge] I expected you would. You may proceed.
[Defense Attorney] Will the clerk please bring People's exhibit number five, the large knife stained with the deceased's blood and bearing my client's fingerprints?
[Judge to clerk] Fetch People's five, please.
[Clerk puts on white gloves and gingerly lifts the knife from a table along the side and brings it to the table in front of the witness stand and the jury.]
[Clerk] I remind you not to touch this exhibit, please.
[Defense Attorney] Understood.... Ah, clerk, who tied your tie?
[Clerk] Ah... pardon me?
[Defense Attorney] Who tied your necktie?
[Clerk] Ummm.... well.... I did.
[Defense Attorney] Well that is the sloppiest knot I've ever seen. And look at your shoes. It looks as if you hiked through a swamp in them. This is a court of law, man. Can't you get your shoes shined properly?
[Prosecutor] Objection. Your Honor, this is irrelevant.
[Judge] SUSTAINED! The reporter will strike the Defense Attorney's exchange with the Clerk and jury will disregard it. Will you please get on with your cross examination?
[Defense Attorney] Certainly, Your Honor. Officer, is this the knife that you said you saw in the hands of my client, the defendant, standing over the deceased's body when you arrived at the scene on the night of the alleged murder?
[Officer] Yes.
[Defense Attorney pointing to the officer's chest] Officer, what is this stain on your uniform?
[Officer] Ah, well, um...
[Defense Attorney] Come on officer! Answer the question!
[Officer] Barbeque sauce, sir.
[Defense Attorney]Barbeque sauce! Barbeque sauce? And just how did that get on your uniform?
[Officer] Ah... well... I had a half-pound barbeque bacon double cheese burger for lunch sir.
[Defense Attorney] DID YOU!?! A half-pound barbeque bacon double cheese burger?
[Officer] Yes sir.
[Defense Attorney digging through papers on the Defense table] Officer, what is your height?
[Officer] Five feet, ten inches.
[Defense Attorney] And what is your weight?
[Officer looks to judge. Judge is rolling his eyes.]
[Judge with a sigh] Just answer the question please.
[Officer] Ahhhh... a hundred and... ah... ninty-five pounds.
[Defense Attorney] Officer, I remind you that you are under oath!
[Officer looks to the judge with frustrated look. Judge just waives his hand.]
[Officer] Oh, alright. I'm two oh five.
[Defense Attorney consulting paper pulled from stack] Are you really? Let's see. Five-foot-ten and two-oh-five... Officer are you aware that according to the Department of Health and Human Services Body Mass Index, you are OBESSE!
[Officer] Yes, I'm trying to work on that.
[Defense Attorney] Do you consider lunching on half-pound barbeque bacon double cheese burgers "working on that?"
[Officer hanging head in shame] I'm sorry, but I didn't get any breakfast this morning. I was hungry.
[Defense Attorney] Did you say that you didn't get any breakfast?
[Officer] Yes.
[Defense Attorney] Officer, are you aware that scientists and nutritionists agree that Breakfast is the most important meal of the day?
[Officer] Yes, I have heard that.
[Defense Attorney] Well then please tell the jury why you would skip breakfast?
[Officer] My alarm didn't go off. I was in a hurry.
[Defense Attorney] And, officer, why didn't your alarm go off?
[Officer] I didn't get it set right. I didn't push the switch all the way to the right. Sometimes it sticks a little.
[Defense Attorney turning to the jury] Oh! So, officer, because you were incompetent in setting your alarm clock, you were late getting up on the morning of a very important trial and had to skip breakfast which resulted in you gorging on a half-pound barbeque bacon double cheese burger for lunch and dripping sauce onto your uniform? Is that correct?
[Officer] Yes, I tried to blot the sauce up, but I couldn't quite get it all.
[Defense Attorney] Did you have any fries with this half-pound barbeque bacon double cheese burger?
[Officer, hanging his head in shame and in a quiet voice] yes.
[Defense Attorney] What was that? Speak up so the jury can hear you.
[Officer] Yes, I had fries.
[Defense Attorney] And were they cooked in trans-fatty acid oil?
[Officer] I don't know.
[Defense Attorney] And you call yourself a policeman?!? Your honor, I have no further questions for this witness.
[Judge] May the clerk remove the knife?