Monday = "Rat on a wheel Day"
I remember reading the shampoo bottle when I was a kid and wondering... when do you Stop? You remember, " The directions"
Wet hair. Apply Shampoo. Rinse. Repeat.
Did we really need Directions? If so, should we have been naked - in water by ourselves to begin with?
Monday is my "Shampoo Direction Day" or "Rat on a Wheel" (take your pick). No wonder Monday mornings are the most popular time to have a massive heart attack,
Why not? I can't think of a better time to schedule one. The weekend would suck and Friday too for that matter. Wednesday would be bad because that's "Hump Day" so what you'd rather be doing that day is obvious in the name alone. Tuesday and Monday are your choices and I say, No coin Flip required. Monday wins hands down.
Monday it is! Uggghhhhh Ahhhhhhh (Burp) damn false alarm.
Maybe that is why rats run like mad when they get put in a cage with a wheel...... they either think its Monday (unlikely) OR it's a suicide attempt.
They can't hang themselves (no opposing thumb) and firearms are out of the question (Too Big and who can find ammo these days)
The Wheel. Laughingly referred to as "an Exercise Device" by Pet Stores and Fitness Club Owners. They know better.
Get the Fat Bastard to run until his heart explodes and you own him for Life at the tune of $49.95 a month (unless it's Monday) in which case a discount applies.
I used to hate Sundays (growing up) Why? School the next day, not a big fan of school.
Now, it's Monday Why? Cuz it's Monday.
I say bring it on numbing left arm..... sweaty forehead..... impending freedom "DNR" and Off to the next Big Thing!
Dark Humor? or Reality? to each his own. Read the newspaper or watch TV and take notice at the trends in societal behavior.
Heroin overdoeses, driving the wrong way, Base Jumping, Risky behavior in various forms some couched as unfortunate "mistakes" are they?
Some people are just kidding themselves into thinking that stretching it out over weeks/months or years makes the goal something different than if they just do it ....
Quick.
Quick= Bad
Long/Drawn Out= Life style choice...... semantics is all.
Hobbies, Vacations, Holidays and the Weekend are the things that keep us distracted from - Monday
