Please help.

marcinek said:
Marcinek can also be malevolent and angry! And shalt smite thee with great vengeance!

But, really, 99.99999% of the time Marcinek is all like
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There was once a captain of a ship. One day his first mate came to him and said "Captain! There's a ship with 20 cannons coming up on our starboard side!" The captain replied with "We can beat them. Bring me my red coat."

A week later his first mate came to him again and said "Captain! There's a ship with 50 cannons coming up on our starboard side!" The captain replied with "We can beat them, Bring me my red coat."

After the battle was over and won, the first mate said "Captain, why do you always ask for your red coat before we have a battle?" And the captain told him "Because if I get shot I don't want my men to see me bleeding."

A few days later, the first mate came to him and said "Captain, there's a Marcinek coming up on our starboard side!" The captain replied with "Bring me my brown pants..."

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Do what I did... join the army as an infantryman. That will make your mom poop squirrels.
 
Noswad0208 said:
A few days later, the first mate came to him and said "Captain, there's a Marcinek coming up on our starboard side!" The captain replied with "Bring me my brown pants..."
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Somebody's got to be around to toughen you youngins up before you wander into the wrong place around here and get taken to the woodshed! If I'm causing brown-outs in General, you guys will get eaten alive in other places on the internet! :D
 
This thread still smells like sun-ripened troll.
 
Noswad0208 said:
There was once a captain of a ship. One day his first mate came to him and said "Captain! There's a ship with 20 cannons coming up on our starboard side!" The captain replied with "We can beat them. Bring me my red coat."

A week later his first mate came to him again and said "Captain! There's a ship with 50 cannons coming up on our starboard side!" The captain replied with "We can beat them, Bring me my red coat."

After the battle was over and won, the first mate said "Captain, why do you always ask for your red coat before we have a battle?" And the captain told him "Because if I get shot I don't want my men to see me bleeding."

A few days later, the first mate came to him and said "Captain, there's a Marcinek coming up on our starboard side!" The captain replied with "Bring me my brown pants..."

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Lol my grandpa told me that one a while ago. I love that joke.
 
marcinek said:
Somebody's got to be around to toughen you youngins up before you wander into the wrong place around here and get taken to the woodshed! If I'm causing brown-outs in General, you guys will get eaten alive in other places on the internet! :D
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Schakalicious said:
My cousin is a marine. I'm thinking about ROTC, and if I go to college, I'll probably enlist after.
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That's smart. Do it.

Mobile Infantry made me the man I am today.
 
Read the whole thread and my reaction through the whole thing went something like this:

"Who is this fifteen-year-old who has such a command of the English language and written prose?"

Seriously though. Props to you, OP, for your writing. I grade master's-level papers all the time with poorer writing than you've presented here. Gives me hope that the coming generation won't ALL be using leet-speak and texting abbreviations.

Oh, and on topic, good on ya for respecting your parents. :thumbup:

(Of course, the writing could be symptomatic of a troll, but I'll believe the best.)
 
FriarPhenn said:
Read the whole thread and my reaction through the whole thing went something like this:

"Who is this fifteen-year-old who has such a command of the English language and written prose?"

Seriously though. Props to you, OP, for your writing. I grade master's-level papers all the time with poorer writing than you've presented here. Gives me hope that the coming generation won't ALL be using leet-speak and texting abbreviations.

Oh, and on topic, good on ya for respecting your parents. [emoji106]

(Of course, the writing could be symptomatic of a troll, but I'll believe the best.)
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Really man? Thanks for the compliments. I never really thought I was any good at writing.
 
You just need to show your mom and dad the tools you use at your construction and landscaping jobs, and explain how much more dangerous they are than the weapon they stole from you. That should straighten out their perspective and put their minds at ease. In the meantime, just edc one of those kitchen knives you're allowed to use. I recommend a large cleaver!
 
Mecha said:
You just need to show your mom and dad the tools you use at your construction and landscaping jobs, and explain how much more dangerous they are than the weapon they stole from you. That should straighten out their perspective. In the meantime, just edc one of those kitchen knives you're allowed to use. I recommend a large cleaver!
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Haha lol. Well I talked to them and my uncle. They agreed to the sak and also said if I wanted we could get a set of opinels because our kitchen knives suck lol. My uncle just mailed me a toolbelt and a whole bunch of gear, so I'm really happy. [emoji6]
 
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