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Sounds like its time for a drink or 6.... You have great ideas.... I'm going to pour myself a rye and dark ginger.

dark 'n' stormy

had a beer. feeling like bed, truth me told...

had a lot of gourmet chow and work, and was encouraged to take 5 lbs home :D
 
Go big. You'll thank yourself later. On my Hennessy, I upgraded to their big hex tarp and have never regretted it.

i sent big on the hammocks with the Hennessey Safari, and paid extra for the hex fly - worth it...

now that Hennessey has the side entry hammock, it turns out i also stopped camping 8 times a year down to nearly zero.

oh well
 
Wish I could've figured in a bottle opener......

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I haven't seen this one in a LOOOONG time....

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.

After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labor to reading six lines aloud.

Dearest creature in creation,
Study English pronunciation.
I will teach you in my verse
Sounds like corpse, corps, horse, and worse.
I will keep you, Suzy, busy,
Make your head with heat grow dizzy.
Tear in eye, your dress will tear.
So shall I! Oh hear my prayer.

Just compare heart, beard, and heard,
Dies and diet, lord and word,
Sword and sward, retain and Britain.
(Mind the latter, how it's written.)
Now I surely will not plague you
With such words as plaque and ague.
But be careful how you speak:
Say break and steak, but bleak and streak;
Cloven, oven, how and low,
Script, receipt, show, poem, and toe.

Hear me say, devoid of trickery,
Daughter, laughter, and Terpsichore,
Typhoid, measles, topsails, aisles,
Exiles, similes, and reviles;
Scholar, vicar, and cigar,
Solar, mica, war and far;
One, anemone, Balmoral,
Kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel;
Gertrude, German, wind and mind,
Scene, Melpomene, mankind.

Billet does not rhyme with ballet,
Bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
Blood and flood are not like food,
Nor is mould like should and would.
Viscous, viscount, load and broad,
Toward, to forward, to reward.
And your pronunciation's OK
When you correctly say croquet,
Rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
Friend and fiend, alive and live.

Ivy, privy, famous; clamour
And enamour rhyme with hammer.
River, rival, tomb, bomb, comb,
Doll and roll and some and home.
Stranger does not rhyme with anger,
Neither does devour with clangour.
Souls but foul, haunt but aunt,
Font, front, wont, want, grand, and grant,
Shoes, goes, does. Now first say finger,
And then singer, ginger, linger,
Real, zeal, mauve, gauze, gouge and gauge,
Marriage, foliage, mirage, and age.

Query does not rhyme with very,
Nor does fury sound like bury.
Dost, lost, post and doth, cloth, loth.
Job, nob, bosom, transom, oath.
Though the differences seem little,
We say actual but victual.
Refer does not rhyme with deafer.
Foeffer does, and zephyr, heifer.
Mint, pint, senate and sedate;
Dull, bull, and George ate late.
Scenic, Arabic, Pacific,
Science, conscience, scientific.

Liberty, library, heave and heaven,
Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.
We say hallowed, but allowed,
People, leopard, towed, but vowed.
Mark the differences, moreover,
Between mover, cover, clover;
Leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
Chalice, but police and lice;
Camel, constable, unstable,
Principle, disciple, label.

Petal, panel, and canal,
Wait, surprise, plait, promise, pal.
Worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
Senator, spectator, mayor.
Tour, but our and succour, four.
Gas, alas, and Arkansas.
Sea, idea, Korea, area,
Psalm, Maria, but malaria.
Youth, south, southern, cleanse and clean.
Doctrine, turpentine, marine.

Compare alien with Italian,
Dandelion and battalion.
Sally with ally, yea, ye,
Eye, I, ay, aye, whey, and key.
Say aver, but ever, fever,
Neither, leisure, skein, deceiver.
Heron, granary, canary.
Crevice and device and aerie.

Face, but preface, not efface.
Phlegm, phlegmatic, ass, glass, bass.
Large, but target, gin, give, verging,
Ought, out, joust and scour, scourging.
Ear, but earn and wear and tear
Do not rhyme with here but ere.
Seven is right, but so is even,
Hyphen, roughen, nephew Stephen,
Monkey, donkey, Turk and jerk,
Ask, grasp, wasp, and cork and work.

Pronunciation -- think of Psyche!
Is a paling stout and spikey?
Won't it make you lose your wits,
Writing groats and saying grits?
It's a dark abyss or tunnel:
Strewn with stones, stowed, solace, gunwale,
Islington and Isle of Wight,
Housewife, verdict and indict.

Finally, which rhymes with enough --
Though, through, plough, or dough, or cough?
Hiccough has the sound of cup.
My advice is to give up!!!
 
Mornin' TBL.

Looks like I'm off of work until midnight Sunday night/Monday morning. Gonna definitely enjoy having some time off.

What's with all the argumentive newcomers lately? Sheesh, some of their crap is hard to read without typing back to them and getting myself a warning or infraction. I did have a civil response typed up earlier, but then it wouldn't let me post it, so I said to heck with it.
 
g'day AC!

It appears a few letters of keboard aint workig today. Daugtor drink spill....ba!
 
Anyone heard from Moose? Chemical spill in Maryville has a huge evac radius.
 
Got him and Brian. Both good for now.
 
Good to hear, Derek. I was reading about the derailment earlier. That doesn't sound fun at all.
 
Zz I think that first part should read:

If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem then you have just pronounced 90% of every word in the ENTIRE ENGLISH LANGUAGE!

I actually did feel compelled to read that entire poem and actually felt that I did very well. Only had queries about less than a few (more the meaning than annunciation). Both my parents are teachers so I grew up being corrected ALL THE TIME! Which is something when your an Aussie as a lot of Aussies can hardly spell the word English let alone speak it correctly (Hehe snark :D) Cool poem though Zz. I enjoyed it :D
 
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