Hello everyone I'm Mr. Bill the $1000.00 pocket knife. Would you like to follow me on my amazing adventure today ?
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I only weigh 5 ounces but I'm worth $1000.00. The Seller rolled me up in brown paper and inserted in a small flat rate box with scotch tape over the tab. "Oh , Noooo!" The Buyer payed Friends & Family on pay pal, "Oh,Noooo.!" I wasn't mailed Registered so I won't be traveling in a locked mail pouch that's signed for by anyone that touches it, I'm traveling loose with thousands of other parcels today, "Oh, NOOOO!"
Here we go, everyone so bucket your seats tight OK? I was handed off to the Post Office and tossed in a big hamper, look out the other parcels are being tossed on top of me, "Oh,Noooo!" Now they're tossing me in a huge 6 foot tall metal cage on wheels, look out cause now they're tossing some 70 pounders on me, "Oh,Noooo!" They're loading me on a contract truck now with 20 of these cages full to the brim, "Oh,Noooo!
I'm on the road now not knowing how many contract trucks and jets I'll be on until I'm there. Uh oh, I'm at a sectional center and being tossed in another cage to my destination. Here comes some 50 pounders on top of me again,Oh,Noooo! Damnit, looks like one smashed me a little. That brown paper isn't good enough padding to make the box solid, OUCH that hurts "Oh,Noooo!" It's awful dark in here guys and I don't know if I'm on a contract truck or a plane now. Oh oh getting bumpy and those other boxes are causing mine to open up wider where it wasn't taped at the seams. I'm FALLING falling out of the box NOW

"Oh,Noooo!"
There goes all the Mail and I'm LOST, HELP ME , Help Me Please! I'm not stolen , I'm lost !



"Oh,Noooo!"
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