Bad Survive! Deserves A Permanent Post In The Hall Of Shame

InExcelsis said:
Good luck I ordered my cerakoted magnacut GSO 5.1 on February 28th and it was listed as "These knives are built and orders will ship within 15 business days." and I just got a shipping notification yesterday May 8th so it took 10 weeks for mine to ship hopefully yours ships faster.
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They meant 15 business weeks. It's not Survive's fault that you thought they meant days.
 
Quiet said:
This is just more of the same from them. See, they need to get some of these new knives out to their trusted shill agents, so those people can "review" and push awareness of these knives out to their fanbase/followers so they'll place a ton of new orders, so they can sit for years with no knife (and the money they paid tied up in paying Guy and Ellie's personal bills).
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I say, I say, I say boy that is about as low down as a snake full of buckshot. "foghorn leghorn"
 
Survive Update: It has come to our attention that the shipping boxes we ordered in 2015 is not going to fit the new knives due to our innovations "um I mean BS". The trees that produce the safest boxes in the world was effected/affected depending upon what the victim will believe. It also has delayed the shipment of sheaths and the formation of steel. It's not that the 20CV or Magnacut was a very expensive steel that we couldn't sell at the prices that the masses was willing to send in. No it couldn't be that so at some point 1095 might become the wonder steel that you need. Here at Survive Shams & Shills we will keep changing your steels until the knife world sends us all their money. Now if you are a Shill for us keep bashing the decent people that warn others and we might grace you with perfection that we can't duplicate. Yes that right you will have your Capt America Blade to show to the world.

News update Guy and Ellie have left Earth's Orbit to meet up with a meteor that is said to produce the best ore known. Survive will send the samples out to Peter's to perfect to our standards of never getting done only to change it to a Comet Forged Steel later. Yes we will return to production once we get some ice from Hale Bop so we can get the right temp to produce the best knife we can for the people.

It's not Survive's fault if people never post pictures of the thousands of blades we never produced.

Send MONEY NOW! We may have to move again to keep the local DA off our trail. That may cause more delays but of course the story will always be Send Money and Wait for the best knife the world has ever seen.

Has anyone seen Shane in the knife world as he did say if Guy was a crook he would not work there.
Well Shane is not working there so by default does that mean Guy is indeed a crook?

Keep in mind I said years ago they would never produce knives with Magnacut because of cost not because of Peter's ability to heat treat the steel. They knew people wanted that new steel and ripped people off again. You can't make a knife of that size in bulk with a new super steel.

I recall Ellie telling me that Guy tested 20CV and the other steels and that it was tough and tested and would ship soon. Remember when I told you that I would never stop telling people if you did not honor your commitment. Get ready because FB, Instagram, Tic Tok might get a new page for the masses to follow. The viral video might be a GSO getting shot to hell just to bring the desired goal.
 
Sagemode said:
Survive Update: It has come to our attention that the shipping boxes we ordered in 2015 is not going to fit the new knives due to our innovations "um I mean BS". The trees that produce the safest boxes in the world was effected/affected depending upon what the victim will believe. It also has delayed the shipment of sheaths and the formation of steel. It's not that the 20CV or Magnacut was a very expensive steel that we couldn't sell at the prices that the masses was willing to send in. No it couldn't be that so at some point 1095 might become the wonder steel that you need. Here at Survive Shams & Shills we will keep changing your steels until the knife world sends us all their money. Now if you are a Shill for us keep bashing the decent people that warn others and we might grace you with perfection that we can't duplicate. Yes that right you will have your Capt America Blade to show to the world.

News update Guy and Ellie have left Earth's Orbit to meet up with a meteor that is said to produce the best ore known. Survive will send the samples out to Peter's to perfect to our standards of never getting done only to change it to a Comet Forged Steel later. Yes we will return to production once we get some ice from Hale Bop so we can get the right temp to produce the best knife we can for the people.

It's not Survive's fault if people never post pictures of the thousands of blades we never produced.

Send MONEY NOW! We may have to move again to keep the local DA off our trail. That may cause more delays but of course the story will always be Send Money and Wait for the best knife the world has ever seen.

Has anyone seen Shane in the knife world as he did say if Guy was a crook he would not work there.
Well Shane is not working there so by default does that mean Guy is indeed a crook?

Keep in mind I said years ago they would never produce knives with Magnacut because of cost not because of Peter's ability to heat treat the steel. They knew people wanted that new steel and ripped people off again. You can't make a knife of that size in bulk with a new super steel with a profit margin worth a dang.

I recall Ellie telling me that Guy tested 20CV and the other steels and that it was tough and tested and would ship soon. Remember when I told you that I would never stop telling people if you did not honor your commitment. Get ready because FB, Instagram, Tic Tok might get a new page for the masses to follow. The viral video might be a GSO getting shot to hell just to bring the desired goal.
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This has become one of my favorite threads on Blade Forums.
It's like America's Funniest Home Videos; clip after clip of some guy getting whacked in the "fasteners".
The difference is that it's just one guy, his name is Guy, and he's knowingly doing it to himself.

I could watch this all day.
 
Sad to see how many people come here, read about all the problems and still give these people money. PT Banum was right.
 
I tried to post a comment on their youtube video, and only I can see it, they allow only aproved comments on their youtube videos! OMG! North Korea.
 
theknifejunky said:
I tried to post a comment on their youtube video, and only I can see it, they allow only aproved comments on their youtube videos! OMG! North Korea.
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S!K controls the comments because they need to control the narrative.
Other companies use generally positive customer experiences and satisfied customer bases to propel the narrative.
S!K doesn't have that option, because S!K sucks as a company and their leader sucks as a person.

Guy, if you're reading this, you're a terrible person. Quit while you're behind and have the decency to fade away into obscurity.
 
I just noticed that S!K has not made a post on FB in over 20 days. During that time they have made 12 posts on Instagram and uploaded videos to youTube. They are avoiding FB because they cannot censor comments on that platfomr, and customers that have no other way to contact S!K are making numerous negative posts on FB.
 
Foghorn Leghorn Fan said:
The thrill of receiving a knife from those documented scumbag rip off artists must be overwhelming, make sure to cherish that small piece of the Survive Ponzi scheme.
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just saying but I would cherish it. Each SuK knife has a story... 188 pages on this forum for starters!
For those in the know you can share a laugh and incredulity, others it's a cautionary tale.

Enjoy it.... assuming it actually arrives of course
 
Cue Sarah McLachlan: “Just one preorder can keep threads like this fed for a month.”
 
ncrockclimb said:
I just noticed that S!K has not made a post on FB in over 20 days. During that time they have made 12 posts on Instagram and uploaded videos to youTube. They are avoiding FB because they cannot censor comments on that platfomr, and customers that have no other way to contact S!K are making numerous negative posts on FB.
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They do censor on FB they will block you if you give some intel on their dealings. Like changing steels to buy time over and over will get you blocked. They usually won't delete the ones that have a current knife order because that would spark a refund request.
 
Happy day my tungsten cerakoted GSO 5.1 arrived today took longer than expected, but I will say the finished product is very nice it's razor sharp push cuts phone book paper like a hot knife through butter. Overall I'm quite satisfied if I had to wait years like some people I probably wouldn't be though.
 

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Every video needs more Josh.
The prepared commentary and over use of the quality is great but even better is it looks like he stumbles over from the pub next door.
 
InExcelsis said:
Happy day my tungsten cerakoted GSO 5.1 arrived today took longer than expected, but I will say the finished product is very nice it's razor sharp push cuts phone book paper like a hot knife through butter. Overall I'm quite satisfied if I had to wait years like some people I probably wouldn't be though.
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How long did you wait?
 
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