Here is what the last point should say:
- Seriously!... Strap in for a long ride. We will probably fill some more recent order before we fill yours. If we can keep the doors open, you might get a knife. Please know that we will never respond to your emails and we will not willingly issue a refund. We expect you to send us your money then shut the fu*k up. Be sure to never complain on social media or we will block you / censor your comments. We have outstanding orders from 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018, 2019, 2020, 2021 and 2022. Over half of the orders from 2023 and almost 2/3 of the orders from 2022 have not been filled (trust us, these are real numbers)... but it is not our fault. Not one bit of anything that has happened or will happen is our fault. S!K 2024 for the win!!
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