Bad Survive! Deserves A Permanent Post In The Hall Of Shame

He's gone full Guy.

This could be his final fictional persona...

Exiled ostracized pariah knife assembling genius; half mad, misunderstood by his peers.

After all, it was the big bad industry that was out to get his bag of gold standards.
 
What a joke Guy is. I swear that one blade in this last video with the voids is the same one he shows in every video complaining about the Magnacut problems. There were only 30 bad blades according the other info we saw. And he says HST Jon bought a piece of equipment, not that HST Jon was buying into the company with the CNC machine as collateral to back his investment. A bit of a different story there. Oh, and NOW he is going to work on finishing blades. Sold off everything (shop is empty) to pay debts, but not make the 3500 people with outstanding, paid orders whole.
 
David Mary said:
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**From: Guy Seyfried <guy@survive!knives.com>**
**Subject: Urgent Request for Assistance**

Dear Esteemed Customer,

I hope this message finds you well. I am Guy Seyfried, the rightful owner of Survive!Knives. I am writing to you today with an urgent matter that requires your immediate assistance.

Due to an unforeseen shipping error, we have dispatched your eagerly anticipated knife without first collecting the necessary payment. In an unfortunate twist of fate, our accounts have been temporarily frozen due to a cyber attack, and I find myself in a precarious financial situation.

As the descendant of a royal lineage, I am accustomed to a life of abundance. However, at this moment, I am unable to access my vast resources. I must humbly request your assistance to rectify this situation. If you could kindly transfer the amount of $299.99 (the cost of your knife) to our emergency fund, it will ensure the continuation of our esteemed service.

In appreciation of your generosity, I am prepared to offer you a limited-edition Survive!Knives blade, personally engraved with your name, as a token of my gratitude.

Please transfer the funds to the following account: **[Insert obviously fake bank details]**

Thank you for your understanding and prompt attention to this matter.

Kind Regards,
Guy Seyfried
Owner, Survive!Knives

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Priceless! :thumbsup:
Boru13 said:
I'm surprised there are no comments, nor the last video either :rolleyes:
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I think he's hidden them - I gave a mouthful, which I can still see as a comment from my posted account, but I can't see it if logged into youtube as another account. Shame, I think the comments would be more interesting than that hot steaming pile of a video.
ncrockclimb said:
what in the actual f did i just watch. that video was bazar. at least 3500 / $1mil worth of unfilled orders, and he posts that mess?!?!? I am really at a loss for words.
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ditto - I don't give a flying f about his super duper secret finishing process. I give a f about the fact that he is still sharing oxygen whilst thinking the deluded masses will believe he's "there for us" in an empty workshop.
 
Am I the only cynical one that thinks "staying on a friend's couch" is a jibber-jabber for 'checking into rehab'....:rolleyes:
 
DRG80N said:
I think he's hidden them - I gave a mouthful, which I can still see as a comment from my posted account, but I can't see it if logged into youtube as another account. Shame, I think the comments would be more interesting than that hot steaming pile of a video.
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That's my thought, there is no way either of those videos would not have garnered hundreds if not thousands of replies.
 
DRG80N said:
I think he's hidden them - I gave a mouthful, which I can still see as a comment from my posted account, but I can't see it if logged into youtube as another account. Shame, I think the comments would be more interesting than that hot steaming pile of a video.
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Guy has (and has always had) his YouTube comments set to "Held for Review", so no comments show up until he approves them. You can see your own comment, but no one else can.
 
InExcelsis said:
I am assuming you are talking about my comment on Guy's video posted 11 days ago lol. I made that within 15 minutes of the video being posted after that I am pretty sure he turned off the ability for people to add additional comments on that video and the one he just posted today. Has to be the case imo otherwise I feel like there would be a ton of comments on both videos.
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Actually I was referring to my own posts which he took down as soon as he became aware of them. Just another way that lying pieces of filth try to keep their scams alive.
 
They are selling at insane prices. Did a search on the Pennsylvania AG site, but cannot find reference to Guy or Survive! - with no refunds, no disclaimer that it was 'kickstarter' style investment, and no 'declaring bankruptcy' - this guy has to to jail for fraud.
 
DRG80N said:
Am I the only cynical one that thinks "staying on a friend's couch" is a jibber-jabber for 'checking into rehab'....:rolleyes:
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You aren't the only one. The closest the clown is getting to Asia is the Panda Express down the street from his inpatient clinic.
 
Danny Linguini said:
Sorry guys, I don’t think it’s funny. Too many victims have been screwed.
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agreed. would be classless to laugh at peoples posts who were lied to and stolen from. which wasnt the intent of my joke request. my thought was more on simp type posts........that are funny...like the mention of panda express.....

it's not happening anyways, so don't worry......
 
Boru13 said:
Too many victims that willfully ignored the warnings, sorry but I don’t have much sympathy.
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But a lot more who never saw the warnings, mostly because anybody who posted anything resembling a warning in the usual places was usually blocked.

Sorry, not trying to lecture anyone or cast judgement, I’m just having a hard time finding humor in any of this. Don’t mind me.
 
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