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Just talking BS, or are you honestly implying something here?
I'm implying that you're a shill. It's hilarious in the extreme that you needed me to spell it out. Or was that an attempt at trying to make me look like a jerk? I AM a jerk, so that was a net failure for you. S?K is a ponzi scheme run by a scumbag felon who steals peoples' money and keeps it for years while delivering nothing. Your attempts to deny or refute this are also failures.

Was there something else?
 
I'm implying that you're a shill. It's hilarious in the extreme that you needed me to spell it out. Or was that an attempt at trying to make me look like a jerk? I AM a jerk, so that was a net failure for you. S?K is a ponzi scheme run by a scumbag felon who steals peoples' money and keeps it for years while delivering nothing. Your attempts to deny or refute this are also failures.

Was there something else?

Actually yes...

Sorry if I hit your weak spot, certainly not going to call you names. Did I mention I liked the sheaths.

Here comes nothing…


And I will gladly repeat, one of my orders is yet to be delivered (GSO 5.1), all others I obviously received. Sorry if that goes against your belief. So where is my failure in denying or refuting?
 
Actually yes...

Sorry if I hit your weak spot, certainly not going to call you names. Did I mention I liked the sheaths.

Here comes nothing…


And I will gladly repeat, one of my orders is yet to be delivered (GSO 5.1), all others I obviously received. Sorry if that goes against your belief. So where is my failure in denying or refuting?

Your failure is in pretending like you're the only customer S?K has, and basing your argument on that. Your logic is poor, your goal is clear, and you're ineffective.
 
Actually yes...

Sorry if I hit your weak spot, certainly not going to call you names. Did I mention I liked the sheaths.

Here comes nothing…


And I will gladly repeat, one of my orders is yet to be delivered (GSO 5.1), all others I obviously received. Sorry if that goes against your belief. So where is my failure in denying or refuting?


You got yours.

They still have orders pending from 5-6 years ago.
 
They still have orders pending from 5-6 years ago.
That is mind boggling to me when newer knives are being shipped first. The only reason I could see that being excusable is if the blade was made from the hear of a fallen star and the handle was made of unicorn horn. Or if the knives had Nvidia chips.
 
That is mind boggling to me when newer knives are being shipped first. The only reason I could see that being excusable is if the blade was made from the hear of a fallen star and the handle was made of unicorn horn. Or if the knives had Nvidia chips.

It's because they know at this point people are too afraid of confrontation to go after them. Also, they control their own social media streams on Youtube, IG, their FB page, and wherever other scant few places are left so they can't be called out.

But of course, the multiple shills we've had show up in this thread (like R RAZZORBACK here) don't care about any of those people, all they know is that we're clearly all just making it all up and S?K is a standup company and Guy/Ellie are decent, honest, hardworking people because HEEEEEE got HIIIISSSSS knife. :rolleyes:
 
Actually yes...

Sorry if I hit your weak spot, certainly not going to call you names. Did I mention I liked the sheaths.

Here comes nothing…


And I will gladly repeat, one of my orders is yet to be delivered (GSO 5.1), all others I obviously received. Sorry if that goes against your belief. So where is my failure in denying or refuting?
We all know Guy and Ellie send knives to their inner circle ahead of the paying customers. I don't know if boasting about being in the inner circle is something you want to do in public. Seems dishonest the way they do this.

But kudos for keeping this post bumped to the top where it belongs.
 
I think Guy and Ellie should change from being a Ponzi Scheme which has a lot of negative connotations to be a Pyramid Scheme. Now hear me out.

We all know Pyramid Schemes have a whiff of legitimacy and I think they really need that right now. The amount of negative press they get is crushing.

So each Avid Fan will need to bring in ten new Avid Fans to get a voucher. When those Avid fans bring in ten new Avid fans of their own the original Avid Fan will get another voucher. When they have collected enough vouchers they will then be allowed to prepay for a knife.

This is a positive for Guy and Ellie since it will bring a bunch of new energy to their Ponzi Pyramid Scheme. This will also be a positive for the Avid Fans since they'll clue in that this is all a scam long before they give Guy and Ellie any more money.

Thank you.
 
I think Guy and Ellie should change from being a Ponzi Scheme which has a lot of negative connotations to be a Pyramid Scheme. Now hear me out.

We all know Pyramid Schemes have a whiff of legitimacy and I think they really need that right now. The amount of negative press they get is crushing.

So each Avid Fan will need to bring in ten new Avid Fans to get a voucher. When those Avid fans bring in ten new Avid fans of their own the original Avid Fan will get another voucher. When they have collected enough vouchers they will then be allowed to prepay for a knife.

This is a positive for Guy and Ellie since it will bring a bunch of new energy to their Ponzi Pyramid Scheme. This will also be a positive for the Avid Fans since they'll clue in that this is all a scam long before they give Guy and Ellie any more money.

Thank you.
"Thanks for Surviving™ my T.E.D. Talk."
 
Actually yes...

Sorry if I hit your weak spot, certainly not going to call you names. Did I mention I liked the sheaths.

Here comes nothing…


And I will gladly repeat, one of my orders is yet to be delivered (GSO 5.1), all others I obviously received. Sorry if that goes against your belief. So where is my failure in denying or refuting?
is that the carpet Guy has in his office now?
 
Actually yes...

Sorry if I hit your weak spot, certainly not going to call you names. Did I mention I liked the sheaths.

Here comes nothing…


And I will gladly repeat, one of my orders is yet to be delivered (GSO 5.1), all others I obviously received. Sorry if that goes against your belief. So where is my failure in denying or refuting?

Serious question for you Razzorback ==> Over what period of time did you manage to get delivery of your 10 Survive knives? When did you order the 5.1 that hasn't been delivered yet?
 
Serious question for you Razzorback ==> Over what period of time did you manage to get delivery of your 10 Survive knives? When did you order the 5.1 that hasn't been delivered yet?
I think the answer would be meaningless as has been noted it would appear that he has some sort of special in with the company or he actually works with the company. Either way his timelines have zero to do with how your average mark... er customer is treated.
 
I think the answer would be meaningless as has been noted it would appear that he has some sort of special in with the company or he actually works with the company. Either way his timelines have zero to do with how your average mark... er customer is treated.

Exactly, dude got his knives, but then S?K themselves reveal that they still have orders unfulfilled from six (!!!?) years ago in their OWN! CHART! What a shamshow. Then he comes in here disingenuously like "See, I'm just a regular customer, they totally take care of us! You guys are wrong!"

Nah, man, they take care of a select few because then they know they've got a few defenders who can go speak for them in places they no longer control the narrative on, like say....this place.
 
wish i could dump a shitload of dung on Guy & Elly,but hey,that's what i'm doïng now!these people are scum of the earth,and i DON'T understand why there isn't a group of people who paid money in advance join together and go to the police to send hell and havoc on there ass!
Yeah people,let's do our best to keep this shitty company to everybody's attention.
By the way Quiet,you're doïng a good job telling what Surviveknives is,and Razorback it say's enough that you are happy to be one of the "ïnner circle/few"!
 
In all fairness, hey.. some people are going to be happy with SK.
But it's mostly because they got custom bonus knives in recognition of their SK social media contributions.355511.jpg.


BTW... Wow! look at how many Pay Up Front "preorders" they have with Cad Concept drawings..... Didn't they at one point say they were not gong to do any more preorders until they got caught up on their backlog?? now they have 16 SIXTEEN different pay up front preorder models. That's bold.

PIKAL
V-4
V-4.5
V4.5 no finger choic
V5.5
V5.5 no finger choil
V-7
Necker II
TSK
GSO-3
GSO-4
GSO-4.7
GSO5.1
GSO5.5
GSO-8
GSO-10



https://surviveknives.com/knives/

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BTW... Wow! look at how many Pay Up Front "preorders" they have with Cad Concept drawings..... Didn't they at one point say they were not gong to do any more preorders until they got caught up on their backlog?? now they have 16 SIXTEEN different pay up front preorder models. That's bold.
Which of these model names is code for "money-generating factory second"?
Or do you think they are variations on "money-generating factory second"?
 
Exactly, dude got his knives, but then S?K themselves reveal that they still have orders unfulfilled from six (!!!?) years ago in their OWN! CHART! What a shamshow. Then he comes in here disingenuously like "See, I'm just a regular customer, they totally take care of us! You guys are wrong!"

Nah, man, they take care of a select few because then they know they've got a few defenders who can go speak for them in places they no longer control the narrative on, like say....this place.
Hey, now, in three years they've managed to fulfill an entire 15% of those six year old orders! If they continue to move at that pace you could order one today and get it by 2041!
 
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