Tradewater

[1066vik]

Trade audits the IRS

 

[DerekH]

He breast feeds John Madden!

 

[Psyop]

He breast feeds John Madden!

Thats nasty

 

[Carlos Oak]

TradeWater doesn't iron his clothes he stare at then holding a knife until they fold themselves

 

[1066vik]

trims his toenails with a chainsaw

 

[CCMI]

Sharpens his chainsaw with his toenails

 

[GarnetandBlack]

uses his trimmed toenails as chainsaws

 

[1066vik]

uses a wire wheel to brush his hair
uses beard trimmings as a wire wheel for cleaning up blades.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Found this poster of Trade. I apolgize for the language

 

[TheWambo]

uses a wire wheel to brush his hair
uses beard trimmings as a wire wheel for cleaning up blades.

No one knows what could possibly be used to trim his indestructible beard, but rumor has it that it was a blade forged high on Mount Olympus and deemed too powerful for even the gods, thus entrusted to Trade to be reground and kept safe.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

A coffee table once stubbed its leg on Tradewater

 

[1066vik]

No one knows what could possibly be used to trim his indestructible beard, but rumor has it that it was a blade forged high on Mount Olympus and deemed too powerful for even the gods, thus entrusted to Trade to be reground and kept safe.

I heard he put a pin through the forward lanyard hole on a couple of M18's and used them as scissors - so yeah, pretty much what you said.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater taught Teddy Rosevelt how to ride rough.

 

[Murphnuge]

Again on pg. 2?! Y'all are slippin'! Tradewater sired Father Time's great grandfather.

 

[JustAFleshWound]

Tradewater was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands!

 

[Hunter Sharp]

They now make TradeWater action figures

 

[Luke.]

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Rumor has it once, playing basketball, Tradewater drained a 4-pointer.

 

[Chameleonbear]

winning!

 

[CCMI]

A little known fact is that Washington actually crossed the Delaware on the back of Tradewater.