Tradewater

[Chameleonbear]

When Trade goes to the strip club, he is the stripper pole.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Oh snap! TradeWater page 17!

 

[CCMI]

Field of dreams was only half right.

If you build it, Tradewater will chop it down.

 

[Yo Mama]

Not just in the US but China as well! Man has been busy!

Tradewater is why China implemented their one child policy.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater eats beaver dams and craps Giant Sequoias.

He uses Brutte for mouthwash.

He combs his hair with firecrackers.

 

[JustAFleshWound]

Tradewater eats beaver dams and craps Giant Sequoias.

He uses Brutte for mouthwash.

He combs his hair with firecrackers.

And takes showers in Comet.

 

[DerekH]

Tradewater showers in grain alcohol!

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater showers in grain alcohol!

...and scrubs it in with steel wool and wire brushes.

 

[DJG097]

Tradewater washes his clothes in Hoppe's No.9...

 

[JustAFleshWound]

They ain't no way I'm a gonna be lettin' this sink to the bottom. Bump.

 

[Murphnuge]

Snatched from the jaws of pg.2!


You're welcome Trade. Not that you should thank me, it is the world that is indebted to you.

 

[DerekH]

It's Trade's planet, we're just living on it.

 

[Guyon]

Tradewater eats beaver dams and craps Giant Sequoias.

I heard he eats at Captain D's.

 

[DerekH]

He eats asbestos, covered in French's yellow mustard!

 

[Murphnuge]

I heard he eats at Captain D's.

But only bfore 1pm, otherwise the discount is void.

 

[1066vik]

T-rex ruled the earth - until Tradewater came along.

 

[Murphnuge]

T-rex ruled the earth - until Tradewater came along.

Tradewater doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt for himself!

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewaters one little known failure was his attempt at making his own custom toilet paper. The only problem was, it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Tradewater doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt for himself!

This is why the dinosaurs are extinct! I'm ot saying he is old, just badass!

 

[TheWambo]

Trade's grinder can not only add metal when in reverse but also runs entirely on Black and Tans and LE BK-10 collector tears.