Tradewater

Field of dreams was only half right.

If you build it, Tradewater will chop it down.
 
Tradewater eats beaver dams and craps Giant Sequoias.

He uses Brutte for mouthwash.

He combs his hair with firecrackers.
 
Snatched from the jaws of pg.2!


You're welcome Trade. Not that you should thank me, it is the world that is indebted to you.
 
It's Trade's planet, we're just living on it.
 
He eats asbestos, covered in French's yellow mustard!
 
1066vik said:
T-rex ruled the earth - until Tradewater came along.
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Tradewater doesn't want to be fed, he wants to hunt for himself!

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Tradewaters one little known failure was his attempt at making his own custom toilet paper. The only problem was, it wouldn't take shit from anyone.
 
Trade's grinder can not only add metal when in reverse but also runs entirely on Black and Tans and LE BK-10 collector tears.
 
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