Tradewater

[DerekH]

In most of the Eastern Hemisphere, photos of him count as currency.

 

[Murphnuge]

Page 2 again? C'mon fuc....nevermind, it's no use. I can't blame y'all, it's clearly the work of Tradewater's telekinesis.

 

[DJG097]

Page 2 again? C'mon fuc....nevermind, it's no use. I can't blame y'all, it's clearly the work of Tradewater's telekinesis.

You just won't let this thing go will you? All jokes aside, this thread further then I thought it would.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater does not put trust the Periodic Table of Elements.
The only element he believes in is the element of surprise.

 

[Psyop]

Trade dosnt sleep he waits.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

When Seal Team-6 entered Bin Laden's compound they heard a noise in the corner, they turned to shed light on what they heard and found this!

When they asked him what he was doing there, he simply said... "I took care of it" then in a flash he was gone!

 

[Chameleonbear]

Trade doesn't actually exist... He is the combined figments of all of our imagination.

 

[Psyop]

Trade doesn't actually exist... He is the combined figments of all of our imagination.

Watch out for the lightning

 

[1066vik]

Trade suffers through drinking bud select 55 so the rest of us don't have to!

 

[Luke.]

when seal team-6 entered bin laden's compound they heard a noise in the corner, they turned to she'd light on what they heard and found this!
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when they asked him what he was doing there, he said... "i took care of it" then in a flash he was gone!

lmaoooo haha

 

[Hunter Sharp]

When Seal Team-6 entered Bin Laden's compound they heard a noise in the corner, they turned to shed light on what they heard and found this!
View attachment 331032
When they asked him what he was doing there, he simply said... "I took care of it" then in a flash he was gone!

I fixed my grammar

 

[Jonny1280]

When Tradewater gets sad, he stops being sad and starts being awesome instead. True story.

 

[DerekH]

He sheds his skin once a year, like a snake!

 

[Carlos Oak]

He sheds his skin once a year, like a snake!

That snakeskin is considered to be sacred in 195 countries except North Korea...

 

[Psyop]

No way this needs to be on page 2

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewaters cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

I'm not sayin Trade is old, but he made these boots from a real T-REX he killed with his BK13

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewaters sport beard holds magical powers...it also hides ninja stars and such.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater can make a stick simply by rubbing two fires together.

 

[DerekH]

Tradewater can make a stick simply by rubbing two fires together.

Quoted for truth.

I once saw him stumble upon a dead bird whilst on the trail. He reached down, picked the bird up, and while I didn't catch what he whispered to the bird, it immediately came back to life. It chirped and danced and started flapping it's wings when Trade reached over and snapped it's neck. "Leave things as you found em," he said to me.