Tradewater

[1066vik]

That is actually incorrect. He used that to shave his tongue.

I've been that drunk before, too!
but -- Trade dry shaved his tongue and followed it up with a splash of aqua velva.

 

[DerekH]

Tradewater rode upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

 

[DerekH]

Tradewater taught Guyon how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater taught Guyon how to make love to a woman...

And later...the book of Kama Sutra was co-written.

 

[Guyon]

Tradewater taught Guyon how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.

Married for 18 years with two good kids. :thumbup:

 

[DerekH]

Married for 18 years with two good kids. :thumbup:

He's an excellent teacher!

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater lost his virginity before his dad did.

 

[dresnor]

Tradewater visted the Virgin islands, now they are just the islands.

Jeremy

 

[LeeBower]

Tradewater has won the lifetime achievement award, twice... once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater once beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater put his phone on airplane mode and flew it down to Bermuda.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Trade won by 5.

 

[Jonny1280]

Someone once discovered Tradewaters diary. That book is now known as the Guinness Book of World Records.

 

[Guyon]

He's an excellent teacher!

The lessons kind of creeped me out though. That beard is scratchier than it looks.

 

[GarnetandBlack]

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Trade has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

 

[cbwoods67]

The lessons kind of creeped me out though. That beard is scratchier than it looks.

Quoted for oddness.

 

[Murphnuge]

Despite popular belief, Tradewater was the first thing to come(spelling?) in Technicolor®.

 

[tradewater]

Thanks Murph.

 

[Murphnuge]

Thanks Murph.

We gotta do something whilst you're out hiking all the time!

 

[tradewater]

I'm seriously considering mailing you a snake.