Tradewater

In Native American, Tradewater loosely translates to "Man who has kicked ass for many moons, and will more than likely kick ass for many more moons to come."
 
C. Tradewaterus has a strike zone of roughly 25 meters. It's hemotoxic venom causes severe necrosis of tissue and coagulopathy. The venom of a single strike can kill a fully grown adult in minutes if not properly treated.
 
tradewater is the source of the Mississippi river -- most years he only goes up to Lake Itaska once, but occasionally he goes twice -- we call those flood years.
 
GarnetandBlack said:
C. Tradewaterus has a strike zone of roughly 25 meters. It's hemotoxic venom causes severe necrosis of tissue and coagulopathy. The venom of a single strike can kill a fully grown adult in minutes if not properly treated.
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See I heard it was both hemotoxic and neurotoxic. Not only will your flesh die and fall off but your nervous system will shut down as will your hart! The only way to get anti venom is to catch a live TradeWater and milk him.... Trust me this process is very dangerous and unpleasant!
 
The only know creature to milk a Tradewater and live is "The Kitchen Help" aka Mrs Trade and she would need her own thread.
 
When Tradewater introduces himself to you, he says:
"Hello, I'm Tradewater...and you're not."
And then he punches your face.
 
Tradewater has already won the March Madness tournament for life, all others are competing for 2nd place.
 
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