Tradewater

[Hunter Sharp]

What kind of snake? I want one!

 

[GarnetandBlack]

Tradewater once beat ray charles in a staring contest.

 

[Hunter Sharp]

Trade is the reason Ray Charles can't see!

 

[GarnetandBlack]

The phrase 'balls to the wall' was originally conceived to describe Tradewater entering any building smaller than an aircraft hangar.

 

[Jonny1280]

Global warming can only be stopped by the coolness of Tradewater.

Tradewater doesn't grow older. He grows stronger.

Tradewater once mailed a snake to Murph and it bit him in the face.

 

[RogueBowie]

Tradewater uses a dremel to manscape.

 

[Murphnuge]

Tradewater once mailed a snake to Murph and it bit him in the face.

Some things are just meant to be.

 

[Psyop]

Tradewater uses a dremel to manscape.

Trade dosnt manscape

 

[Psyop]

Tradewater uses a dremel to manscape.

Trade dosnt manscape

 

[DJG097]

Trade dosnt manscape

Trade dosnt manscape

Trade doesn't double tap...

 

[Jonny1280]

Tradewater doesn't have a toothbrush.
He has a pinecone on a stick.

 

[Psyop]

Trade doesn't double tap...

No he dosnt

 

[Murphnuge]

Tradewater speaks braille.

 

[Guyon]

tradewater is old.

Wait, am I doing it right?

 

[Guyon]

tradewater is old.

Wait, am I doing it right?

I just realized I ripped off Murph's post. WTF?
tradewater never plagiarizes. He just takes your post and replaces it with a fist in your face.

 

[CCMI]

Tradewater doesn't forget, he erases the past when he sees fit...

 

[1066vik]

tradewater writes history books -- from memory....

 

[Moosez45]

Trade once used one of his dirty socks to filter some water.

We now call it Bacardi 151.

Yuuuuuuuup.

Moose

 

[1066vik]

that explains the taste.

 

[DerekH]

He once ate a bible while water skiing.