Ugly Knife Pics

[scottyj]

An aquatic freak. Not for me.

I've been a ZT fan since the beginning, but you couldn't give me this ^^^^^ knife for free.

 

[bikerector]

I know RMJ usually puts out such nice stuff. So what exactly is going on here?

Tactical noodle knife?

Shun Blue Steel Menkiri Noodle Knife 7" Blade on knifecenter

 

[Jack_Burton]

The real knife carried by shogun samurai ninja-warrior monks!

Some dumb bali, called the cool arrow.

These 2 are RAD I would probably buy both w/out the slightest bit of hesitation.

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

Time to drop a turd in the punch bowl.

Ugliest part of this knife? Combo edge! ><

Franken-turd

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

Amazing, Ugly in every direction! lol

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

WTH????

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

Blatant Brous Blades ripoff.

https://brousblades.com/collections/wholesale?page=3

Remember, even if a knife is ugly, it's not right trip off its design for a quick buck.

What kind of mental pigmy copies ugly???

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

This one's always a classic.

Hutton's edge. Regular model is only like 500$

Their website is down but if I remember correctly the folder starts at like 750$ minimum.

It's designed to be used in a super ultra secret way that is too intense for you to understand. It's so amazing, it never loses!

I can't say why, but when I saw this, the only thing I could think of was that it was modeled after a prostate exam

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

I swear to god it's inventor claims to have "never lost a knife fight" using it. Real fights, training or just telling a new student "come at me bro," he never loses a knife fight!

If you don't get into a knife fight, you can't lose so he may have a legitimate right to make that claim.

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

This one is for real though, it exists on this earth!

Knowing that made part of my soul just give up and die.

 

[Dan of Bazz Clazz]

This is actually a design I am working on. It is meant to address holes in the Pikal's defense plan.

Looks like you are seriously susceptible to flanking maneuvers.

 

[Lapedog]

Looks like you are seriously susceptible to flanking maneuvers.

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[panoz77]

This is actually a design I am working on. It is meant to address holes in the Pikal's defense plan.

Oh, you want to shoot knife guns huh? Well I'll raise you this,

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this,

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And this.

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[DocJD]

Looks like an Ulu.

or "LuLu" ?

 

[panoz77]

My contribution.

KaBar zombie death dagger. It's not even a dagger, lol

It looks like an aborted bread knife to me.

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Want to know the sad thing? I'm actually going to buy this, it comes with a smaller neck knife too and a set of black scales for $19.99 at SMKW, I gotta have them for $20!!! Aborted bread death dagger come to daddy!

 

[155440]

Blatant Brous Blades ripoff.

https://brousblades.com/collections/wholesale?page=3

Remember, even if a knife is ugly, it's not right trip off its design for a quick buck.

HAHA wow. This gave me a good hearty laugh. While I generally agree with the statement it's ironic because Brous has been accused of stealing designs.

My humble submission:

For good measure:

 

[Dadpool]

My humble submission:

Eye of the beholder and all that, but I really like the look of the Praetorian. If it were less expensive and not in D2, I would probably have saved up to check one out.

 

[155440]

Eye of the beholder and all that, but I really like the look of the Praetorian. If it were less expensive and not in D2, I would probably have saved up to check one out.

Absolutely subjective of course. For whatever reason I associate both of the knives with the insta-bro knife scene that buys knives and never uses them in order to list it as NIB 4 months later. (For the people who own a Praetorian and use it like one fine gentlemen on the forums here who batons with it in the great white north, i'm not talking about you)

 

[B.F.U]

Blatant Brous Blades ripoff.

https://brousblades.com/collections/wholesale?page=3

Remember, even if a knife is ugly, it's not right trip off its design for a quick buck.

The only characteristic of note of either is "zombie green blood spattered karambit." Like a Loveless Drop Point, or a Scagel Stacked Handle, Brous is mostly known for his zombie green blood spatter designs...so, it's pretty clearly knocking off his "signature" design for a quick buck.

Using a somewhat similar blade coating is not ripping off a design. Brous certainly would have a hard time proving they created and have right to a trademark on the "zombie green blood spattered" coating so it's a moot point. The designs are not similar enough to say it's a ripoff. Clones / fakes / ripoffs suck but you gotta pick your battles.

Who's surprised to see lots of Spydercos? haha not me. They take lots of chances and aren't slow on discontinuing knives and bringing out new ones, so I appreciate it. I think a lot of people would call the Chokwe ugly, but I really like the looks of it:

Lots of karambits (although some I do like) but the only one I've had in person is this Strider:

This TOPS:

The bone color on this GEC (real bummer):

This thing:

This Microtech balisong:

This walmart knife I modified and didn't improve:

 

[weeping minora]

“The Introvert is the world’s first flipper-opening back lock folding knife.”

Impeccable description. Complete savagery...