Ugly Knife Pics

[basmca]

Blatant Brous Blades ripoff.

https://brousblades.com/collections/wholesale?page=3

Remember, even if a knife is ugly, it's not right trip off its design for a quick buck.

Not trying to defend Z hunter lol, but the only thing these have incommen is beeing a karambit with blood on it.

Hell one is a folder the other is fixed.

 

[Dadpool]

I just remembered the Grik, which looks like the knife Shrek would carry:

That booger-colored plate on the non-presentation side is actually the pocket clip, in case you've ever wanted to look like you have some sort of snot-lizard dangling from your pocket.

 

[marcinek]

Not trying to defend Z hunter lol, but the only thing these have incommen is beeing a karambit with blood on it.

Hell one is a folder the other is fixed.

The only characteristic of note of either is "zombie green blood spattered karambit." Like a Loveless Drop Point, or a Scagel Stacked Handle, Brous is mostly known for his zombie green blood spatter designs...so, it's pretty clearly knocking off his "signature" design for a quick buck.

 

[brownshoe]

Betas me! That P'Kal is pure ninja, "going wushaa in the basement" nonsense. Who owns those things?!?

I have a ton of respect for Spyderco but they do drop some plunkers pretty often.

I have one. Great knife. Incredible grind, made in the USA for a reason. Better take on the wave than Emerson's.

From what I've read, it's a favorite of LEO.

If you think it's for "going wushaa in the basement" you "just don't understand." It's for doing the "sewing machine" on your attacker's chest, neck, face, arm...

 

[Jack_Burton]

I think the ugliest Spydercos are the ones where the Spyderhole creates a massive hump on the blade. Especially when the model is based on a custom that was attractive in its original form. I'm thinking of knives like the Tighe Stick and the Vallotton.
And while I'm picking on Spyderco, I also don't like many of their shrunken designs because they don't seem to make them narrower proportionally. They start with a wide blade and then shorten it so it becomes very stubby looking. I'm thinking of knives like the Dice, Lil' Lum and Para3.

Agreed 100% I've ALWAYS thought Spydercos were ugly. I'm glad they exist and that people like them because they're an American company and they help our economy but still....fugly ass knives imo.

 

[Jack_Burton]

Man, this thing is hideous.

Here's mine...

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I actually like this, I was thinking about buying one.

 

[marcinek]

If you think it's for "going wushaa in the basement" you "just don't understand." It's for doing the "sewing machine" on your attacker's chest, neck, face, arm...

I rest my case! Totally, to use Lapedog 's word..."tactifool"!

Not you, the knife.

 

[marcinek]

I actually like this, I was thinking about buying one.

Why???

 

[GotSteel]

"Hutton's Edge: grasp the thick, rigid handle and use its distinctive erect blade to penetrate your foes' defenses."

I wonder if the blade pattern is a tracing of the maker's genitalia, for those who are inclined to tea bag their enemies

 

[Jack_Burton]

What the hell is this? Does this thing even qualify as a knife?

Those serrations look REALLY aggressive....to a stick of butter maybe.

 

[Lapedog]

I rest my case! Totally, to use Lapedog 's word..."tactifool"!

Not you, the knife.

This is actually a design I am working on. It is meant to address holes in the Pikal's defense plan.

This one is for real though, it exists on this earth!

Ergonomic masterpiece

 

[Dadpool]

Ergonomic masterpiece

If you shout "Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!" while flailing around with it, your enemies will be so intimidated that they flee in fear.

Edited to add: I also love the little divot in the tang that isn't a sharpening notch, isn't a finger choil, and isn't a guard. It doesn't even fit the lightning motif!

Finally, what a missed opportunity re: the edge. That should also be stepped like a lightning bolt.

 

[basmca]

don't like most OTF's but this one is one of the worst i've seen.

 

[Jack_Burton]

Ergonomic masterpiece

This looks nice and comfy to hold. Literally an extension of the human body!

 

[Ferahgo]

This is actually a design I am working on. It is meant to address holes in the Pikal's defense plan.



Ergonomic masterpiece

Sombody actually sat down with a piece of paper, one day, and specifically and intentionally designed this.

 

[twinboysdad]

Agreed 100% I've ALWAYS thought Spydercos were ugly. I'm glad they exist and that people like them because they're an American company and they help our economy but still....fugly ass knives imo.

I thought that too until I tried one. Once you go thumbhole, thumb studs become what everyone else has.

 

[lieferung]

This is actually a design I am working on. It is meant to address holes in the Pikal's defense plan.

The scope is crucial to this design, so you can clearly see your attacker and their movements.

Ergonomic masterpiece

It's like someone thought "Why just the thumb, why not give the entire hand some jimping for maximum grip?"

 

[Lapedog]

The real knife carried by shogun samurai ninja-warrior monks!

Some dumb bali, called the cool arrow.

I know RMJ usually puts out such nice stuff. So what exactly is going on here?

 

[fastone052]

I know RMJ usually puts out such nice stuff. So what exactly is going on here?

Looks like an Ulu.

 

[SpySmasher]

Ergonomic masterpiece

It's the sheath that is pure brilliance.

Looks like an Ulu.

For skinning tactical caribou.