Useless knives

[DrRollinstein]

Here is one i personally own. Saw a couple of them at a flea market a few months back and had to own one. The "blade" is entirely blunt on both sides.

 

[Owen K.]

 

[Owen K.]

 

[Owen K.]

 

[Owen K.]

 

[Owen K.]

 

[Owen K.]

 

[katanas]

Owen, you need help. Your selection is...ummm...overwhelming.

 

[Lapedog]

Hutton’s edge. The technique to use it is too amazing to describe in words so you have to take the expensive training class from the instructor who designed it. He claims to have a PHD from the university of martial arts.

Only 500$ for base model. This one is more since it has a trainer.

Peekaboo technique, once this is mastered you learn the “smell my finger” technique.

The University of Martial arts in Japan was contacted and claimed they have never heard of this guy and stress that they are not an actual university.

 

[Lapedog]

I just don’t know what this is.

 

[SteelJunkee]

Here is one i personally own. Saw a couple of them at a flea market a few months back and had to own one. The "blade" is entirely blunt on both sides.

Looks like a Boris Vallejo design.

 

[katanas]

Lapedog. where did you get a "shank"?

 

[stiletto100]

Knives that you put in a drawer , and forget about.

 

[Lapedog]

Lapedog. where did you get a "shank"?

Maybe it is an oversized key?

 

[Lapedog]

Dude you’re soft.

How about the fury bonanza?

Don’t worry your fingers are 100% safe.

Somewhere someone actually concieved of this as a concept, then someone made the mouldsband actually built it. Someone invested money and time into producing this.

 

[hermit dave]

 

[katanas]

^Dave, I'ma no get it. Is she wood and real? Lapedog, maybe it's a key and maybe a sex toy; I'm betting on a "shank" I think you are maybe a baaaad boy.

 

[SteelJunkee]

 

[afishhunter]

I dunno ... that looks like it might be useful for tickling your lady's fancy.

 

[hermit dave]

^Dave, I'ma no get it. Is she wood and real? Lapedog, maybe it's a key and maybe a sex toy; I'm betting on a "shank" I think you are maybe a baaaad boy.

They are kits you can buy, and yes, it's made of wood.