Ive been AWOL in the hospital A and E last week and still struggling.
Bought a new car yesterday, yes Guv its a Skoda.
Not sure I checked it over properly as wasnt up to it,but its got manufacturers warranty and the stereos LOUD (very important)
I keep pressing the wrong buttons and things go off or on by mistake, its to technical for me.
I went out to the PO to register it in my name then did a massive food shop,only to find I had left my wallet at home.
They had to put it all back on the shelf,ooops.
Then I remembered I had some change in the car for honesty tables and homeless people so went for a coffee in a garden centre.
I'm no spring chicken but was a youngster compared to all the blue rinse lady's and velcrow shoes old chaps in the cafe...
They had the biggest christmas section ive ever seen along with bunnys other pets and garden stuff.
Oh the excitement was to much it could have landed me back in the hospital...


Got mixed up and took 2 SAKS.