That’s funny!

I have to admit, I’ve also gotten into the habit of easing my knives closed, partly as a result if having had a few that hit the spring. But every once in a while I’ll let ‘em sing.
Usually if I’m wiping a knife down am ready to close it, I pinch the blade with the cloth and ease it closed.
Jack, you’re a regular Danielle Steel!

(See what I did there?

)
I’ve been thinking about this very-important-and-not-at-all-pointless debate over the last few days, and any time I’ve found myself fiddling with a knife, I’ve made myself open it every which way for comparison’s sake.
Now I’ve always used my left hand to open the blade, with the handle in my right hand. Most often I’ll pinch the blade, but I also feel completely comfortable using my left thumbnail to open a knife that can’t be pinched.
If I switch hands to the so-called “right” way

, pinching the blade open seems ok, but I guess I just like being in the “
Blood Zone” (scary!

) because I naturally grab the knife the opposite of the way you right-thumb folks do. If feels awkward to have the pivot pointing “down” (i.e., closest to my pinky finger), so I pinch it open the same way I would if the knife were in my right hand, with the pivot “up” (by my index finger).
Of course, you can’t open a blade with your right
thumbnail while holding the knife like that, so I’ve been practicing opening them the real “right” way, too (you know, upside down and in the wrong hand…

), and let me tell you, that feels about as unnatural as trying to write with my left hand. Maybe it’s just because I’m only used to using the other hand, but on a knife with a strong pull (I used a #71 Bull Nose with a fairly stout pull for this), opening the blade with my right thumbnail is particularly unpleasant. I don’t feel like I have great control over the blade, and when it snaps into the half stop, it really tweaks my thumbnail in an unpleasant way.
I’ll also say that, when opening a knife the “right” way with your right thumbnail, I often have to completely adjust my grip on the handle when I get the knife halfway open, moving my grip from the back of the handle to the front to get the proper leverage to easily open the knife the rest of the way. I thought maybe this was just because I’m not used to opening a knife this way, but if you take a look at the video
Jack Black
posted (not picking on you, Jack, you just provided a good example

), he does this exact readjustment 3 out of the 4 times he opens that knife. Just sayin’.
Long story short: if left thumb opening is wrong, I don’t want to be “right.”