Allan Blade

[Quickb3am]

:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

Eloquent.

You seem to be doing that a lot.

 

[TOMBSTONE]

Eloquent.

You seem to be doing that a lot.

I'm glad you enjoy it,in case I've left you yearning for more.....:jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit: :jerkit:

 

[wolfmann601]

It is folks like those on BB that will guarantee people like me long and continued employment.

Well he never raped my wife so I will allow him to visit when I am at work. If he does rape her I will........................................

Yup, job security!!!

 

[Mike G]

Wow!

I'm thoroughly amazed at this 'BB VS BF VS AB' thing.

All of us here on BF know Blade's history. That will never change.

What I find sad is that BB is actually trying to defend their position on allowing Blade to sell on their forum. Wh defend something if it is morally right?

Martyn@BB, a few pages back you stated:

It's irrelevant really. If he screws anyone over at all on BritishBlades, I'll stop him from trading - it'll affect his trading status on other British forums as well - it's a small world.

Why would it stop him at any other British forums? because it is a British forum? Blade ripped people off on this forum. Using your statement, shouldn't that have influence on him trading on other knife forums? Perhaps it is because this is an American forum, and we aren't important to you and yours? You sure allude to that way of thinking.

Blade is a thief. That is fact. Search this website. Search using his name, his aliases, and his alleged wifes name 'Cori Blade'. It is all there in black and white for all to see. However , you folks at BB can continue to look at Blade through rose colored glasses, but his stripes will never change. he'll slip up, and when he does, it'll cost your members their hard earned money, and their trust. You had an opportunity to warn your members, and from what I've seen, you have declined. Not a way I'd treat my fellow forumites here at BF; that is why we have a Good, Bad, and Ugly forum.

Good luck. I hope Blade proves us all wrong, makes good on everything he owes to ALL forum members, irregardless of the country they reside in. However, I'm not going to hold my breath.

BFC members, with what Martyn and Lawman have stated in this thread, it may be in our best interests to avoid their forum.

PM me if you disagree. I'd like to know why. I personally can't see what could be gained by visiting there, especially under these circumstances.

 

[bladeblade]

Hey,

sorry this has gotten so ugly for you folks here from over on bladeforums, im to blame completely. As soon as everyone here is caught up i will not be back to this forum as its not fair to your membership to have to defend me to those folks over on Bladeforums.

here are some numbers for the packages already sent :

John Kelly : GPM small envelope, weight 9.10 oz
Customs Lable #LC651640653US
Package Lable #LZ665034336US


Andrew Packer : GPM small envelope 9.40 oz
Customs lable # LC236525221US
Package Lable # LZ665034340US

Paul Saddleton : GPM small Envelope 9.90 oz
Customs Lable #LC236525235US
Package Lable # LZ665034353US

Andy Sargents Package and lable numbers i misplaced i guess but i will find them after i tear my office apart and find the reciept.

Im not sure if folks havent just got the packages yet or if they just arent reporting the fact for some reason,, id hope that if they GOT there package they could atleast say so so others dont think im just " LYING " as folks are saying.

All i can do is keep finishing up thes knives for others still that i am doing and keep reporting the Custom lables numbers and package lable numbers.

I have been Reporting on all customs lables the fact that the package includes a CAMP TOOL: and marked customs for as a gift with value of 5.00

I am keeping all reciepts from these shipments to Great britain so i can scan them and show anyone who would like to see the actual recipt,,,,, just email me if you want a copy.

I do hope they show up and Customs over there isnt losing knives from customs, thats out of my control, can anyone check customs in that area for me with the above numbers?



THanks,,,, Allan Blade

 

[Joe Chen]

Hello,
You forgot me completely!!

 

[Keith Montgomery]

Of course he did Joe. You must realize where you fall on Allan's list of important things to get resolved.

Allan posted on British Blades that those knives were on there way on January 25th, 2005 and should be arriving within a week or so. I checked the tracking numbers he supplied and one of them left the US on Feb. 11th, one on Feb. 14th and one on Feb. 25th.

 

[SIFU1A]

Hello,
You forgot me completely!!

and aint that a damn shame too, as far as BB i coulnt care less whats going on there/who does-doesnt get ripped off/whatever, but will say "if ya lie with a dog dont be suprised if ya get fleas", also dont appreciate the insinuations of or soldiers in irag being thugs, well, IIRC ya were pretty glad to see a helluva lot of those "thugs" come die for you and your country back in '41 without which ya wouldnt be BB but maybe GB, but anyway, like i said, i dont really care about BB at all, i do care that joe chen is out a lot of $$ though, which is really what this thread is about.

 

[GigOne]

sorry this has gotten so ugly for you folks here from over on bladeforums, im to blame completely. As soon as everyone here is caught up i will not be back to this forum as its not fair to your membership to have to defend me to those folks over on Bladeforums.

LMAO

*Cliff Notes for Blade*


They weren't defending you !

They are / have been trying to defend the reasons that they allow you to do business on their forum.

Im not sure if folks havent just got the packages yet or if they just arent reporting the fact for some reason,, id hope that if they GOT there package they could atleast say so so others dont think im just " LYING " as folks are saying.

Again, you've made no attempt to find out ! Surely, you have their e-mail addy's.

Dayum, the British Bladers have been extremely cordial in allowing you to do business with them. They jumped through financial hoops, so to speak, when you supposedly needed frogskins to pay for some relatives operation.

One would think that YOU would jump through hoops to confirm that people have received their knives.

Hello,
You forgot me completely!!

Exactly !

 

[JD Mandrell]

Personally, I find that whoever is in charge of BB, KNOWING Blade's past behavior, when they allowed him to sell there anyway, made themselves liable.

When the members over there finally realize that the knives aren't coming and never were, I hope they can sue those resposible for their part in it.

 

[pmel018]

So they were real tracking numbers??
Phil

 

[GigOne]

When the members over there finally realize that the knives aren't coming and never were. . . . .

As mentioned several times before (in this thread). . . . .Blade will do like he's done in the past. . . . . .move to another knife forum.


When the pickin' are no longer ripe. . . . . thieves move on to find riper pickings !

 

[TorzJohnson]

So they were real tracking numbers??
Phil

Yeah, I checked 'em, they appear to be real. Although one was in the mail one day before Allan Blade seemed confused and said "knives should be there" on British Blades... and the other two went out much later. And the 4th's tracking number is MIA.

 

[GigOne]

Yeah, I checked 'em, they appear to be real. Although one was in the mail one day before Allan Blade seemed confused and said "knives should be there" on British Blades... and the other two went out much later. And the 4th's tracking number is MIA.

There are definitely some inconsistencies in his "story."


Not surprising !

 

[cleaner145]

We had a case remarkably similar to this one go to court this past week. The defendant (a convicted felon) owed $12,000.00 in restitution for a burglary. The judge upon conviction gave him two options.

1. Two years in jail at a state facility and paying the victim $100.00 a week.
2. The full $12,000.00 right now and credit for time served.

Obviously with no way to legally produce income option #1 meant the victim would never see their money again, but the defendant would have to participate in the accompanying social activities that come with doing the hard time. He was already aware of incarcerated dating rituals having been there before. He chose option #2 with momma taking out a mortgage on the house.

The judge sent a simple, don't play if you can't pay.

 

[SpyderJon]

Hmmmm. Just a word of caution mate, if you are implying that there is some sort of collaboration to steal money from people and I am in some way involved, then you better get a good lawyer. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume the above comment is just an unfortunate choice of words.

The only person responsible for what Allan Blade does is Allan Blade himself and for the umpteenth time, he hasn't (yet) ripped anyone off on BritishBlades. So please take greater care over your accusations of conspiracy to defraud.

You know, I liked Allen's chipmunk. Then he took a dump on a few people. No, I don't have any deals with him. I can still reason as a person and tell right from wrong. You don't want to deal with people here, and that's fine. You say that what happens at BB is none of the concern of BF membership, fine. You wanted to address questions that BF membership had as to your decision to let Allen ply his trade over there, I'm fine with that too. All it required was your first response. Period.

As to your ill timed joke about Americans in the Stan, well that was just rude. It wasn't funny, and maybe you have that "famous" british humor and you didn't realize that its not funny to Americans. Quite frankly I don't care that much, it just wasn't funny. Period.

As far as what Cougar said, maybe its that you use the Queen's english, and we poor Americans use our variation of it; but the emphasis was added by YOU. I think you're starting to see things "mate." Oh, and most of us aren't your "mates," son.

As far as Allen's business plan, it doesn't allow for him to pay people back, because he's always buying new material with the money sent him in order to make blades already sold. Therefore, by the end of the day, after his personal bills are taken care of how can he expect to have ANY money to pay back people he owes.

You go to BB and stay there, and we'll stay here. If you have any problem with what happens here from now on, I'd suggest being quiet because as you've pointed out we owe you NOTHING.

-Anthony

 

[Keith Montgomery]

So they were real tracking numbers??
Phil

The tracking numbers are for real, but once again Allan was lying about when most of those knives were shipped.

 

[Martyn@BB]

and aint that a damn shame too, as far as BB i coulnt care less whats going on there/who does-doesnt get ripped off/whatever, but will say "if ya lie with a dog dont be suprised if ya get fleas", also dont appreciate the insinuations of or soldiers in irag being thugs, well, IIRC ya were pretty glad to see a helluva lot of those "thugs" come die for you and your country back in '41 without which ya wouldnt be BB but maybe GB, but anyway, like i said, i dont really care about BB at all, i do care that joe chen is out a lot of $$ though, which is really what this thread is about.

Good grief.

BTW meathead, the war started in '39, and if the Japs hadnt bombed Pearl y'd all still be sittin on yer fast asses watchin it on TV.

OK, I had hoped this wouldn't be necessary, but you leave me no choice.

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It's called humour gentlemen. Those of you who are laughing, would you be so kind as to explain the joke to the redneck sitting next to you.

Regards,
Martyn.

 

[JD Mandrell]

I'll tell you what, how about you make the first boat trip over here and try to personally serve this notice?

 

[Martyn@BB]

I'll tell you what, how about you make the first boat trip over here and try to personally serve this notice?

You didnt find it funny then?

I think Illinoishire has quite a ring to it.