Anyone heard of this guy?

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:eek: OOOOOOHHHHH BUURRRRNNNN!!!!

3Guardsmen, if you ever come to Vancouver BC, you Sir have a nice glass of whiskey and some cold beer on my dime.

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Brian Jones said:
Does the survival sheath unit come complete with the man-boobs, too?:eek: GET THIS GUY A BRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, I just snotshot coffee out my nose all over my keyboard and woke my wife up. I woke her up once already, from laughing so hard at the knee-deep bu!!sh!t on this guy's website, and now this. You guys keep up the comments like this, and she's gonna ban me for sure . . .

For camping/hiking: SAK Huntsman and a Buck 110. That's all I've ever needed. If I light them on fire two or three times, then paint them black, can I sell them for $500. too?

thx - cpr
 
Bushman5 said:
:eek: OOOOOOHHHHH BUURRRRNNNN!!!!

3Guardsmen, if you ever come to Vancouver BC, you Sir have a nice glass of whiskey and some cold beer on my dime.

:thumbup::cool:
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Thanks, Bushman5! Likewise if you're ever in my neck of the woods (Left coast USA).;)

Regards,
3G
 
3Guardsmen said:
Do you offer a money back, satisfaction guarantee?
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Oh yes he does, and it's impressive. Here it is.

From www.razrknife.com/Aboutus.html:

"C.S.P. (Customer Satisfaction Program)
Since our product inception our customer service always contacts the customer
on the day the equipment is to be delivered, to insure the receipt and satisfaction
with their gear. Our reputation and that of our equipment is impeccable. But for
our new customers who are not familiar with us, we offer you this: contact us and
stipulate that you wish to do a C.S.P. order. Simply put, we will fill and deliver your
order with payment, and, as always, our office will contact you on the day you
receive your order. If you are not satisfied with your purchase, make our
representative aware of why, upon your delivery confirmation call, and that you
wish to return the equipment. The intent of this program is to assure the new
customers who have not seen our equipment, before purchase, that they are
purchasing extremely high quality gear, and are getting what they pay for.
Terms: you must make us aware immediately upon receipt of your intent to return
your purchase. You must then ship back to us within 24 hours, insured for the
purchase amount (for reasons that you are still responsible for the equipment until
we receive it), the entire order in new, unused condition, and immediately upon
receiving the return Pro-Tect Int'l. Ops, Inc. will issue you a company refund."

(Boldface text and underlining done by me to highlight significant passages, 100% unedited otherwise)

How the hell am I supposed to figure out if it is "high quality gear" if all I can do is look at it?. Can I tell by the smell?
You sir are an idiot of the highest magnitude.

3G, +1 to what Bushman said about the Scotch and beer. I think between us, we'll have enough single malt and processed barley to keep us giggling for a while.

Hey Bushman, if you take Delta, I'll take Surrey, I'll bet we can find some Pakistan made knives in maybe 1 or 2 stores selling for a lot less that we could make a killing on.;)
 
sixfoot7 said:
How the hell am I supposed to figure out if it is "high quality gear" if all I can do is look at it?. Can I tell by the smell?
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Yeah, I was wondering the same thing! Maybe I was all wrong. Maybe Mr. Lightning's definition of a "real experience" is merely looking at a knife?:rolleyes:


sixfoot7 said:
3G, +1 to what Bushman said about the Scotch and beer. I think between us, we'll have enough single malt and processed barley to keep us giggling for a while.
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Awesome! Sounds like good times!:D

Regards,
3G
 
sixfoot7 said:
"C.S.P. (Customer Satisfaction Program)
Terms: you must make us aware immediately upon receipt of your intent to return
your purchase. You must then ship back to us within 24 hours, insured for the
purchase amount (for reasons that you are still responsible for the equipment until
we receive it), the entire order in new, unused condition, and immediately upon
receiving the return Pro-Tect Int'l. Ops, Inc. will issue you a company refund."

How the hell am I supposed to figure out if it is "high quality gear" if all I can do is look at it?. Can I tell by the smell?
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JLightning said:
I’ve had enough field experience not to judge any equipment before I’ve spent at least a week or better in the weeds with it.
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Can anyone else see the contradiction between his guarantee and his post here?
 
orca8589 said:
Okay, I just snotshot coffee out my nose all over my keyboard and woke my wife up.

If I light them on fire two or three times, then paint them black, can I sell them for $500. too?

thx - cpr
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Sorry if we pissed your wife off, Orca. :D

You don't need a lighter to heat treat the Razr. Since the steel goes flaccid (for easy storage), you heat treat it just before each use by doing this ---> :jerkit: to the blade.

Or just give it a viagra, and the heat treat will last at least 4 hours.

Be careful though, because once it hardens, the piranha jaw might bite yer hand if you heat treat more than 3X in one session.
 
this thread is indeed funny but his knives are not.
Does any one think he actually believes the froth he has on his sight or is he knowingly ripping folk off in the worst way ???
 
Trace! How are ya? I miss swinging your Armageddon around in the Idaho wilds.

This guy is double-dipping everywhere: he is ripping off TOPS, who make great blades, and run by people of impeccable integrity and character, then rips-off the consumers by gouging them on price while lying about his being the designer.

By his logic, if I buy a new Corvette, then I cut and peel part of the roof off, leaving a gaping hole, carve another hole in the left front fender, and make saw teeth out of the spoiler, I can then say I designed and built a whole new car, "The Jones-r."

But in reality, all I did was ruin a beautiful Corvette.
 
Well...All I have to say about this is....WOW, I hope this guy has 7 kids to feed, or lots of medical bills to pay for cancer treatments and thats why he is doing what he is doing, any other reason would not justify this mess...I mean even then it would not be right, but at least it would be a good reason to do what he is doing...Even though he won't respond anymore I know he is still reading the comments, because if I was him I would be too, when you do something like that, the very last thgin you woudl want is about 40,000 knife nuts callign you out, lol, he better pack it up and move on, because there is no happy ending for him now...Well, maybe I am wrong, no real bladeforusm member would buy his stuff in the 1st place, no, the victoms here are the rich and not so rich mall ninjas...And even then they have no idea how badly they have been ripped off...No, they show these "knives" off to their other non knife friedns and everyone is impressed with them...lol...So in the end the only mad people are us...Mad at how stupid people are, not just this guy, but the people who are forking over a weeks pay or in some cases a months pay for these things...Oh, well, whoever is stupid enough to buy these deserve it...
 
Hey Brian!! Doin good man! How the hell are YOU? Been a long time. Shoot me an Email sometime bud and we can catch up. We bought 25 acres up near Ron and Karen in N. Idaho, just got my shop built recently too! We are still in Kali for a while, but it wont be too long now I hope!;-) Anyway good to hear from you Brian!


Now back to your regular broadcasting.. "Knife Show" We got a Razr knife here, only five in exsistance, and you get 12!! Now these knives aint yer average knives, they are sharpened by Ninja's in Indonesia, and are made out of steel from the depths of a volcano in hell. These are used by Spec Ops all over the world!! You git all this for a mere $10,000.. Now on the flex-pay plan thats only 5 payments of $2000.. Folks I dont know how we're able to do this, but git em while thier hot!!ROFL!!!
 
ok everyone, i been real busy in the shop since last night.

up for grabs:

this is a knife designed ONLY for Special Merk-OPS Tactical Death Squad Operators. It is triple heat treated to the power of nine, and made using only proprietary high grade unobtainium steel, which i'm not at liberty to discuss,(due to national security reasons). It is designed to ventilate and de-animate the enemy, using a stroking slash and a hip thrust. The middle spear point is a poison gas/flamethrower sprayer, activated by rubbing the shaft.

the sheath is designed to be mounted on your Special Merk-OPS Tactical Death Squad Operator BATTLE MOLLE/ALICE kevlar helmet, to intimidate the enemy into thinking that you are an alien mercenary.

$2000, not including shipping or sharpening
Tactical Combat Floss available for $500 a spool

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BONUS! buy this knife now and upgrade your Special Merk-Ops Death Squad Operator BATTLE KIT with this remote controlled CAMEL SPIDER COMBAT ROBOT. Just set it down on the desert sands and you can diretc it to scamper up the enemy and ventilate his lungs with the 8 triple heat treated to the power of nine Unobtainium steel combat claws!

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only $3000 with the purchase of knife


mall Ninjas, BladeForum members and the general public and military need not apply. These Specop tools are ONLY for Professional Operators

TESTIMONIALS:

hi, i'm a certified Special Merk-Ops Death Squad Operator, i can ttell you where i am for tactical Security reasons, but lemme just say that i bought one of these knives and it does the job as the maker said it would. I spend most of my time dealing with the enemy in the field, and this knife ventilates them and de-animates them exceptionally well. I chose the option of having it sharpened and boy its sharp.

John Stroker, Professional Special Merk-Ops Death Squad Operator

hello, i'm writing this to praise the Special Merk-Ops Death Squad Operator combat knife. I am a certified Special Merk-Ops Death Squad Operator, deployed in a top secret location of the world. I cannot talk about what i do, but i was allowed to talk about the Special Merk-Ops Death Squad Operator BATTLE KIT upgrade (CAMEL SPIDER COMBAT ROBOT). we use these in the battle zone and its pretty cool to see them scamper ont he sand and climb up the enemy combatants legs, and then ventilate their lungs and de-animate them. Thank you for a great product.

Richie "death goon" macneeely, Special Merk-Ops Death Squad Operator Tactical Combat Flyboy Specialist
 
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