Ya I forgot to mention. I trained in Tae Kwon Do for 10 years.
Here's my trash talk.
I went to a REAL school. In 10 years I made it up to black stripe. It wasn't one of those strip mall schools where you can get a black belt in a year or less. We worked out butts off and took home almost every trophy at every tournament we went to. In order to qualify for testing for my black stripe, I had to sit barefooted in the snow for half an hour "meditating". Slowly getting frostbite..... sucks.

Good times though. If nothing else, I've yet to ever be beat on that carnival game where you punch the flip down punching bag and it tells you how hard you hit it. lol. "I may be ugly... I may be dumb... but watch me hit this punching bag game thing."