I was checking that out myself.The last update said leaving San Jose.Then I went back and checked SPYs P.O. box address out in one of Dinos previous posts.Then I jumped on good old Google map and looked to see how far it had to go.I'd say it should be in Bass Lake P.O. tomorrow,IF the postal service in California is worth a damn(which,when was the last time you heard of something in California being worth a damn.Especially if it's Gov't run).If it's anything like the postal service in Texas(where I just shipped a package) it will be Friday before it hits his box(mine bounced around Texas for 2 days,scheduled on the 6th,got there today,and that was priority mail too)So I would expect availability no later than Friday.
Of course SPY probably won't get off work on Friday in time to get to the post office(he will have to go when they are actually open so he can show i.d. and sign for it) and if he misses it Friday,well the Bass Lake P.O. isn't open on the weekends. So he will have to try and make it on Monday.But of course SPY,ever the good employee and citizen,has to be at work by 8 a.m.,and golly gee,the post office doesn't open until 8.He doesn't want to get fired for coming in late.What will our hero do? AH HA!His lunch break.Sadly SPY remembers that his lunch break falls from 11-11:30,just like the p.o.,and his boss won't let him switch it around cause then he would miss his usual two joints and a taco lunch with the other local captains of Bass Lake industry down at the local scarf and barf.
From the USPS site:
BASS LAKE
800-ASK-USPS (800-275-8777)
54449 ROAD 432
BASS LAKE, CA 93604-9998
0.5 mi
Mon-Fri 8:00am - 11:00am
11:30am - 4:00pm
Sat-Sun Closed
So here is a little word problem for everyone.A postal truck with a package for SPY leaves San Jose,CA on Wednesday traveling south at an average speed of 50mph.It has to travel approximately 175 miles(making stops to unload/load mail and packages and do some drugs at every piss ant,hippie town in between) to reach it's destination in Bass Lake,CA.How long will it take to get there?
A: It depends on the drug consumed by the driver.Your typical Californian with a Medical Marijuana Card will take 4 days and travel 300 miles at an average speed of 14mph.Arriving just as the P.O. opens Monday morning.
At the other end of the spectrum we have the hard drug Californian,who will consume 2 big bags of meth and an 8 ball of coke.This driver is already at the Bass Lake P.O.(because he knows a guy in Bass Lake

) having traveled exactly 175 miles at an average speed of 110 mph.Of course he forgot to drive the mail truck,so it doesn't really matter.