Bad Survive! Deserves A Permanent Post In The Hall Of Shame

There is a lot of speculation about their business finances, which I don't think is helpful. The fact is none of us really know we are just guessing.

They did take PPP loans totaling just under $18k and both were forgiven.

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When these bums take many hundreds of thousands of dollars in upfront payments from people and don't deliver, discussing their finances is A. absolutely not speculation and B. quite useful in that it serves as a warning to others to refrain from doing business with these scumbags.
 
When these bums take many hundreds of thousands of dollars in upfront payments from people and don't deliver, discussing their finances is A. absolutely not speculation and B. quite useful in that it serves as a warning to others to refrain from doing business with these scumbags.
It is not speculation to point out that they've taken full payments for knives and not delivered them at their promised lead times. Not speculation to point out that this has long been a sign of scams in many industries, knives included.

But that wasn't asking customers to give them loans. No one who pre-paid for one of their knives in full could reasonably think that was a loan, and calling it that detracts from what they did. They didn't blow by the terms of a loan they took payment in full for knives they certainly knew they couldn't deliver on time....and they kept doing it even after saying they would stop. No need to call it anything other than what it was as that by itself is plenty bad enough.

As far as the speculation about their business finances I don't think that helps. They've been described as a pyramid scheme, people have posted that they have to keep the pre-order money flowing in to keep the lights on, or keep food on the table. That is clearly speculation. I haven't seen their books and neither has anyone else here so we can only guess at what is going on. Is it likely that they had to resume taking pre-orders for cash flow purposes? Probably, but pretending we know for sure is speculation and completely unnecessary to warn prospective customers.
 
It is not speculation to point out that they've taken full payments for knives and not delivered them at their promised lead times. Not speculation to point out that this has long been a sign of scams in many industries, knives included.

But that wasn't asking customers to give them loans. No one who pre-paid for one of their knives in full could reasonably think that was a loan, and calling it that detracts from what they did. They didn't blow by the terms of a loan they took payment in full for knives they certainly knew they couldn't deliver on time....and they kept doing it even after saying they would stop. No need to call it anything other than what it was as that by itself is plenty bad enough.

As far as the speculation about their business finances I don't think that helps. They've been described as a pyramid scheme, people have posted that they have to keep the pre-order money flowing in to keep the lights on, or keep food on the table. That is clearly speculation. I haven't seen their books and neither has anyone else here so we can only guess at what is going on. Is it likely that they had to resume taking pre-orders for cash flow purposes? Probably, but pretending we know for sure is speculation and completely unnecessary to warn prospective customers.
They actually did ask customers to give them loans. That's what financed the move to their new HQ in the heritage hotel that burned down right before they could start getting on top of production again.

Talk about unlucky. Or something,,,
 
They actually did ask customers to give them loans. That's what financed the move to their new HQ in the heritage hotel that burned down right before they could start getting on top of production again.
Which is completely different from offering pre-orders for knives with lead time commitments.
 
Pre-orders paid in advance.

Survive commits to lead times when the pre-order is taken, they just don't meet them.


Is it still considered a "pre-order" if the company no longer intends to make and ship said item?

Based on the stats the company provides and the things they state, I think it is more apt to now call the earlier pre-orders a loan.
 
Is it still considered a "pre-order" if the company no longer intends to make and ship said item?

Based on the stats the company provides and the things they state, I think it is more apt to now call the earlier pre-orders a loan.
They were and still are pre-orders. That Survive doesn't fill them inside the lead times they promise is the relevant point, which is to warn prospective customers that they should not pre-order anything from them and if you already have you should cancel. There is even evidence in this thread that their "in stock" knives blow past their promised lead times, so the better advice is not to order anything at all from them pre or not.

Flying into hysterics doesn't strike me as useful. Just the facts of what they've done and continue to do is damning enough.
 
They were and still are pre-orders. That Survive doesn't fill them inside the lead times they promise is the relevant point, which is to warn prospective customers that they should not pre-order anything from them and if you already have you should cancel. There is even evidence in this thread that their "in stock" knives blow past their promised lead times, so the better advice is not to order anything at all from them pre or not.

Flying into hysterics doesn't strike me as useful. Just the facts of what they've done and continue to do is damning enough.

Ordering something means you will eventually get it.

There are orders from the 2010s that have not been completed yet, even though those same models are getting in the hands of people that ordered/pre-ordered them more recently.

They consider refunds as "completed orders".

Sure, this is just my speculation, but considering all of the above came from their own mouths I think they have no intention of making those earlier knives and we will only see them completed once all the refunds have been made. Ergo, it was a pre-order that turned into a loan because they will never get the item they ordered.

And I don't see any hysterics going on. Just people observing this company's actions and statements and coming to conclusions.
 
It is not speculation to point out that they've taken full payments for knives and not delivered them at their promised lead times. Not speculation to point out that this has long been a sign of scams in many industries, knives included.

But that wasn't asking customers to give them loans. No one who pre-paid for one of their knives in full could reasonably think that was a loan, and calling it that detracts from what they did. They didn't blow by the terms of a loan they took payment in full for knives they certainly knew they couldn't deliver on time....and they kept doing it even after saying they would stop. No need to call it anything other than what it was as that by itself is plenty bad enough.

As far as the speculation about their business finances I don't think that helps. They've been described as a pyramid scheme, people have posted that they have to keep the pre-order money flowing in to keep the lights on, or keep food on the table. That is clearly speculation. I haven't seen their books and neither has anyone else here so we can only guess at what is going on. Is it likely that they had to resume taking pre-orders for cash flow purposes? Probably, but pretending we know for sure is speculation and completely unnecessary to warn prospective customers.

You uuhhhh...you're making my point for me. This is why these people are dirtbag frauds.

Also, you incorrectly state that it's speculation that this is a pyramid scheme. That is false. If you'd been around during their heydey here to see all the shenanigans they pulled, most prominently opening up new preorders for knives when years of backlog had yet to be delivered, it is immediately and glaringly obvious what was going on, namely they needed the money from new preorders in order to place orders for knife parts from their suppliers, so Guy could bolt knives from PREVIOUS orders together, then resell a bunch of them as "ugly betties"* so he could make double the money on a single knife and kick the can down the road further.

The facts from S?K knives were pretty clear. I was not exaggerating when I said that Ellie had gone on record plenty of times talking about how they didn't have a bunch of employees because only Guy can make the knives to their "exacting standards". So, given that information, is it speculation to understand that preorders for new knives when old knives hadn't been made yet was anything but straight up free loans from people so they could pay their bills? Who was gonna make these new knives? The guy who still had a ton of old knives to make? When was he going to find the time to do that? Exactly. Those new preorders were so they could keep a roof over their heads, and go on vacations, and pay their personal bills. We all know that money wasn't going to the companies who actually produce their stuff to have it made. If it had been, everyone would have their knives and there'd be no backlog. Remember, people HAVE gotten knives, while people were still waiting for years for older models. Why didn't Guy finish up those old runs?

You seem not to have been here for a lot of this, but most of us in this thread were. We don't need to see their books. We watched Ellie and Guy and read all the information, excuses, and runarounds they gave us for a decade. This isn't some "Man, it's just speculation, none of us REALLY know...." type situation. It's crystal clear what happened, and it's 100% why their scumbag asses got broomed out of here.

I am not trying to come down on you, but honestly, you don't know what you're talking about here.



* Before the guy had even gotten the knives/parts in, mind you.
 
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You seem to be a bit roasty after I handily destroyed your argument. I'd apologize, but we all know I'm not sorry. :)

We will have to agree to disagree on that one, but you are clearly comfortable guessing rather than knowing.
 
We will have to agree to disagree on that one, but you are clearly comfortable guessing rather than knowing.

No, the issue is that you wish I was guessing, when I'm not. It's not my problem that you don't like the facts. Also, you need to understand*, the facts** were laid out for the Admins and owner of this site and once they were made known, Scumbag!Knives got their section shut down immediately. My advice? Find another company to try to play-pretend lawyer for. You've already lost here.



* Because again, your participation on this forum has clearly been low.
** Not guesses, sorry that you being wrong stings.
 
Also, you need to understand*, the facts** were laid out for the Admins and owner of this site and once they were made known, Scumbag!Knives got their section shut down immediately.
Their forum wasn't shut down because they didn't repay loans or because of their business finances.

It was shut down because they accepted paid in full pre-orders and didn't ship anywhere close to on time, repeatedly, and offered only the same recycled excuses. The post closing it specifically refers to not enabling further sales. I know this because I was around during their heyday and have been here for a lot of this.
 
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