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Virtually every professional knifemaker I know did something else first. Most of the best knifemakers I know were very good at something else before becoming a fulltime knifemaker, and most all took a pretty good cut in pay to get this job. The hours are long, the work dirty and sometimes frustrating, and rewards are mostly in the form of personal satisfaction and the great camaraderie that exists among most knifemakers. As far as I know there is only one perk (that "perquisite" for the anal retentives among the readership here). It is simply that you can, when the mood strikes you, say what the hell you want to whomever you want. If you lose a sale, then your income just went from modest to just slightly more modest, but that's not why you have this job in the first place. You have this job because you got completely fed up with the job you used to have where someone demanded you live by industry's most illusory rule, "the customer is always right", even when he's an assh0le.
For those who think industry runs by that standard, you must not do business with the same phone companies, automobile companies, airlines, utility companies, etc. that I've had the displeasure of doing business with. You must always have had your food served the way you want it, your car serviced so it never breaks down from the same malfunction a second time, your mailorder merchandise delivered exactly on time, and your plumber always shows up when he said he was going to. There are lots of ways to tell someone to "F#$K OFF". Mick just did it in a way that allows you to understand where he's coming from without having to wait for your car to break down again or the airline to tell you your flight is delayed for forth time in 3 hours before they finally tell you it's cancelled. There are millions of businesses who tell you to "F#$K OFF" everyday, they just spell it differently.
Now, for the sales and marketing "experts" here, let me describe some of the credentials I have that allow me to assert these opinions. I spent 30 years in Sales and Marketing, some as division VP of a couple Fortune 500 companies. I've told hundreds of people to "F#$K OFF" in a thousand different ways and in more than a dozen languages. Today, I make knives for a living and have learned to be happy with somewhat less than the breathtaking 6-digit income I used to enjoy, just so I don't have to always come up with those really creative ways to tell people to "F#$K OFF". I can just say "F#$K OFF", when I'm confronted by someone with whom I'd rather not associate. Life is simpler in many ways, and vastly more satisfying.
If there is anyone in these forums who believes that people make knives for the income opportunity it provides, I'd invite you to draft a business plan that shows the dimensions of this opportunity given the premise that the ownership of the business must grind steel for maybe $20 an hour, while maintaining almost zero overhead and minimal markup on raw materials. Be sure to use zero base budgeting as well, because business cycles are unpredictable and half your expenses are offset by your wife's income. In the Business Environment section of that plan BTW, be sure to mention that the competition is comprised of the best friends you've ever had in this life, because that's another of those intangible perks we enjoy. When you get to the Return on Investment calculation, you'll probably find it is either zero or infinity, depending on how you value life - as a commodity or as a spiritual experience.
Those on this thread who have written off ever buying knives from Strider, kindly add me to your list and "F#$K OFF".
For those who think industry runs by that standard, you must not do business with the same phone companies, automobile companies, airlines, utility companies, etc. that I've had the displeasure of doing business with. You must always have had your food served the way you want it, your car serviced so it never breaks down from the same malfunction a second time, your mailorder merchandise delivered exactly on time, and your plumber always shows up when he said he was going to. There are lots of ways to tell someone to "F#$K OFF". Mick just did it in a way that allows you to understand where he's coming from without having to wait for your car to break down again or the airline to tell you your flight is delayed for forth time in 3 hours before they finally tell you it's cancelled. There are millions of businesses who tell you to "F#$K OFF" everyday, they just spell it differently.
Now, for the sales and marketing "experts" here, let me describe some of the credentials I have that allow me to assert these opinions. I spent 30 years in Sales and Marketing, some as division VP of a couple Fortune 500 companies. I've told hundreds of people to "F#$K OFF" in a thousand different ways and in more than a dozen languages. Today, I make knives for a living and have learned to be happy with somewhat less than the breathtaking 6-digit income I used to enjoy, just so I don't have to always come up with those really creative ways to tell people to "F#$K OFF". I can just say "F#$K OFF", when I'm confronted by someone with whom I'd rather not associate. Life is simpler in many ways, and vastly more satisfying.
If there is anyone in these forums who believes that people make knives for the income opportunity it provides, I'd invite you to draft a business plan that shows the dimensions of this opportunity given the premise that the ownership of the business must grind steel for maybe $20 an hour, while maintaining almost zero overhead and minimal markup on raw materials. Be sure to use zero base budgeting as well, because business cycles are unpredictable and half your expenses are offset by your wife's income. In the Business Environment section of that plan BTW, be sure to mention that the competition is comprised of the best friends you've ever had in this life, because that's another of those intangible perks we enjoy. When you get to the Return on Investment calculation, you'll probably find it is either zero or infinity, depending on how you value life - as a commodity or as a spiritual experience.
Those on this thread who have written off ever buying knives from Strider, kindly add me to your list and "F#$K OFF".